kiwi145623

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Joined: March 17, 2010
Last Seen: 9 years
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So today I logged onto witty for the first time in over a year and wow I forgot how many memories it holds. So many I lost contact with, so many quotes that hold meaning to me and countless other things. I know I pretty much just left with no warning but I want you all to know that ily and if we talked (or even if we didnt) you can find me on twitter, tumblr and instagram
 

kiwi145623's Favorite Quotes

 


 

what drug does a duck  

use?



quack ♥
 


nmf/nmq





What does IDK mean?


I don't know.



NOBODY DOES!

Format by Sandrasaurus
quote by: littleroxy132

Dear "Cool" Peple,
They Didn't Name A Candy After You, DID They? (;

Sincerely,

NERDS B-) 

 

Today i slipped in the shower and tried to grab onto the water to catch myslef.
It didn't work.
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Credit to: AenslyLeon31.
DON'T STEAL THIS IT TOOK AN HOUR TO MAKE! :(





What's a pedophile's favourite shoe?
White Vans.




 

they say you are what you eat..
that's why you're a dick.





 

YOU AND TEQUILA MAKE ME CRAZY
RUN LIKE POISON IN MY BLOOD

 

"wanna hear a joke??"
"yes"
"me too, you should tell one"

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