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Earlier this summer, my mom got a flower pot from my cousins baby shower. The flower did not bloom until this week and today my cousin had her baby.

"Hi, may I help you?" "No I just waited 15 mins in the line to say hi."

~THE AWKWARD MOMENT~
when you're at your friends house and your friend is getting yelled at so you just stand there and pet the dog.

Fave if you say "el emeno pee" in the alphabet with super ninjalike speed.

Clumsy much?
Today i stepped on a rake and the handle flew up and hit me in the head,
which resulted in three stitches. fml

student: its not fair that girls have to take the birth control pill while guys just have condoms. my health teacher: well think about it, would you trust guys to take the pill every day? i wouldnt. hahaha

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Even the best fall down sometimes, even the wrong words seem to rhyme..