kr24soccer

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That Awkward Moment

when your mom's doing the dishes and you slowly put your plate in the sink



My brother: *watching wrestling*
Me: You know this isn't real, right?
My brother: You know Harry Potter isn't real, right?
Me: Only a muggle would say that!
nmq

 






Teacher: Don't pack up yet, we still have a few minutes left!
Students: *start packing up slowly and quietlly*
nmq


 






He says i'm his "girlfriend... kind of" well i'm sick of acting like one if im not
This format is copyright of PaperLung.
nmf
I can't wait till he realizes what


he lost<3


nmf

 
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Format by Sandrasaurus

People tell me i deserve better.
I tell them,
I'm not good enough.

 


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Girl: we're best friends right?

Boy: yes, of course.

Girl: so be honest with me, who do you like?

Boy: No one. I love someone.

Girl: Ohh, she must be very lucky.

Boy: Definitely. I've loved her ever since i met her.

Girl: Really? We'll since we're best friends i wanna meet her..go call her.

Boy: Oh, okay.

*boy takes out his phone and dials her number*

Girl: Wait hold on, I think i'm getting a call.

*answers phone*

Girl: Hello?

Boy: I Love You


nmf/nmq
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Imagine
if you called a wrong number, and the person you called was a celebrity

-Hello? Mom?
-No. This is Lady Gaga.
nmf
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violence is never the answer.
it is the question,
and the answer is yes :)
I hate it when I buy a bag of air
and theres chips in it :/