That Awkward Moment
when your mom's doing the dishes and you slowly put your plate in the sink
My brother: *watching wrestling* Me: You know this isn't real, right? My brother: You know Harry Potter isn't real, right? Me: Only a muggle would say that! nmq
Teacher: Don't pack up yet, we still have a few minutes left! Students: *start packing up slowly and quietlly* nmq
People tell me i deserve better. I tell them, I'm not good enough.
Imagine if you called a wrong number, and the person you called was a celebrity
-Hello? Mom? -No. This is Lady Gaga. nmf.