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" Some of the greater things in life are unseen, thats why you close your eyes when you
kiss ♥ cry ♥ or ♥ dream"

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SUNDAY SCHOOL.
One day, the teacher called on a student named Mary...
"Who created the universe?"
She didn't respond.
So, Johnny, some kid seated behind her, took a penand poked her in the rear. "God Almighty!" he shouted. &+ the teacher said, "Very good"

...Mary then [continued her nap...]

Some time later, the teacher asked, "Who is our Lord and Savior?"
But she didn't respond.
Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. "Jesus Christ!" yelled Mary. The teacher said, "Very good"

And that's when Mary fell back asleep.

Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" So again, Johnny jabbed her with the pen.
BUT, this time Mary jumped up and shouted,
"If you stick that thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"
The teacher fainted.

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on October 21, 2009 22:41:46

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One day, the teacher called on a student named Mary... 
"Who created the universe?" 
She didn't respond. 
So, Johnny, some kid seated behind her, took a pen and poked  her in the rear. "God Almighty!" he shouted. &+ the teacher said, "Very good" 
 
...Mary then [continued her nap...] 
   
Some time later, the teacher asked, "Who is our Lord and Savior?" 
But she didn't respond. 
Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. "Jesus Christ!" yelled Mary. The teacher said, "Very good" 
 
And that's when Mary fell back asleep. 
 
Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" So again, Johnny jabbed  her with the pen. 
BUT, this time Mary jumped up and shouted, 
"If you stick that thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"  
The teacher fainted. 
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Automatic Doors Make Me Feel
like i have
x m a g i c a l x p o w e r s x

made by krazzzzychick
on October 19, 2009 22:08:36

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like i have 
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her- whats up?

him- watching a movie, youu?

her- on the fone [[again]]

her- haha and of course you're watching that.

him- oh ya? look at me, im her and im on the phone 24/7

her- mhm, im him and obsessed with watching movies every night.

him- WELL ima her. + im awesomely amazing.

her- <3

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on October 17, 2009 19:41:41

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her- whats up? 
 
him- watching a movie, youu? 
 
her- on the fone [[again]] 
 
her- haha and of course you're watching that. 
 
him- oh ya? look at me, im her and im on the phone 24/7 
 
her- mhm, im him and obsessed with watching movies every night. 
 
him- WELL ima her. + im awesomely amazing. 
 
her- <3

i am only a regular quote.

someday, i dream of becoming a
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made by krazzzzychick
on October 17, 2009 19:22:00

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TEACHER- wallace! [we call him wallace sometimes, for an odd reason] give me your pencil!

TEACHER- now!

william- nooo *hugs pencil*

TEACHER- i said now...

*william starts singing/danceing to transformers while waveing his hands side to side*

WILLIAM- TRANSFORMERS! dadadalala...

TEACHER- damn wallace!!! get down here! and bring the pencil!

*william puts the pencil into his mouth, continues his dance, and mocks our teacher. all to prove his point, for keeping the pencil*

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on October 15, 2009 19:28:25

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TEACHER- now! 
 
william- nooo *hugs pencil* 
 
TEACHER- i said now... 
 
*william starts singing/danceing to transformers while waveing his hands side to side* 
 
WILLIAM- TRANSFORMERS! dadadalala... 
 
TEACHER- damn wallace!!! get down here! and bring the pencil! 
 
*william puts the pencil into his mouth, continues his dance, and mocks our teacher. all to prove his point, for keeping the pencil* 
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Since your birth 4822 days ago,

Your heart has beat more than 498387609 times.
Your heart has pumped more than 36388818 litres or 9312099 gallons of blood.
Your kidneys have filtered more than 823110 litres or 212234 gallons of blood.
You have breathed more than 103831930 times.
You have inhaled more than 3436033 litres or 899887000 quarts of air.
Your breathing has generated more than 4486.3 kg or 9530.7 pounds of Carbon dioxide.
You have blinked more than 64604009 times.
Your mouth has produced more than 4553.65 litres or 1270.75 gallons of saliva.
Your body has shed more than 8940.22 grams or 19.35 pounds of skin.
You have lost more than 480200 strands of hair.
If you hadn't taken single haircut, your hair would be more than 69.44 inches long today.
If you hadn't cut your fingernails a single time, they would be more than 15.8441 inches long today.
If you hadn't cut your toenails a single time, they would be more than 9.1934 inches long today.

~this is for june 26 1997 [my birthday!]
100% credit to peanutheadx3
i just edited and stuff...!!!

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on October 05, 2009 22:51:50

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<div style="text-align: center">Since your birth 4822 days ago, 
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Your heart has beat more than 498387609 times. 
Your heart has pumped more than 36388818 litres or 9312099 gallons of blood. 
Your kidneys have filtered more than 823110 litres or 212234 gallons of blood. 
You have breathed more than 103831930 times. 
You have inhaled more than 3436033 litres or 899887000 quarts of air. 
Your breathing has generated more than 4486.3 kg or 9530.7 pounds of Carbon dioxide. 
You have blinked more than 64604009 times. 
Your mouth has produced more than 4553.65 litres or 1270.75 gallons of saliva. 
Your body has shed more than 8940.22 grams or 19.35 pounds of skin. 
You have lost more than 480200 strands of hair. 
If you hadn't taken single haircut, your hair would be more than 69.44 inches long today. 
If you hadn't cut your fingernails a single time, they would be more than 15.8441 inches long today. 
If you hadn't cut your toenails a single time, they would be more than 9.1934 inches long today. 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
~this is for june 26 1997 [my birthday!] 
100% credit to peanutheadx3 
i just edited and stuff...!!!

him- guess what!!!!!!!!!!!!!
her- omg, what?!
him- i love you.

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on October 05, 2009 22:18:19

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Dont you hate it when...

People thing they're too cool for trick or treating?
its like
DUDE,
FREE CANDY!

100% quote credit to xoizzy19x3
edited by meh

made by krazzzzychick
on October 05, 2009 12:03:51

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<div style="text-align: center">Dont you hate it when... 
<div style="text-align: center">People thing they're too cool for trick or treating? 
its like 
DUDE, 
FREE CANDY! 
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100% quote credit to xoizzy19x3 
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THE IPOD GAME
HOW TO PLAY: GRAB YOUR IPOD AND HIT "SHUFFLE SONGS" FOR EACH QUESTION

What will I be when I grow up?
tell me something i dont know (hmm)

Who will I marry?
so what (no!! not ritee)

Say something about me
the anthem (yay!)

Favorite thing to do?
wanna be (omg! totally not!!!!! bahaha lolz, but no.)

My feeling right now
ill try (totally true...)

Im doing this right now
let's dance (aha! yeah!!)

Killer?
crush (100% correct)

Lover?
aint no other man (this quiz is starting to scare meh... its reading my mind...)

What am i doing tommarrow?
crack that soldier boy (tht sounds rong)

Express myself
stupid girls (YA!!)

I hate...
girlfriend (i guess, as in HIS gf...)

I love...
take a breath (mhm)

Ticklish?
youll be in my heart (ummm?)

Funny?
in the ayer (idkk)

Eating this...
bad boy (sounds kinda awkard)

Good thing?
roll (haha i guess! rolling is fun... idk)

Bad thing?
wake up (DUDE!! this quiz is FXCKING FREAKY!!! i HATE wakeing up early!!!!!!!!!)

Is this game fun?
lala land (lolzzl)

How do you feel about this game?
beep (LMFAO!) xD

Should i ask a stupid question?
as i am (wattt?)

How many bannanas did you eat last Thursday?
bleeding love (huh?)

Are you sad this is almost over?
disturbia (heh i get it... sorta)

Wll you tell your friends about this game?
gotta find you (haha... sorta rite!)

Will they take it?
hasta la vista (rofl!) xD

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on October 04, 2009 16:10:29

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<div >THE IPOD GAME 
HOW TO PLAY: GRAB YOUR IPOD AND HIT "SHUFFLE SONGS" FOR EACH QUESTION  
 
What will I be when I grow up? 
tell me something i dont know (hmm) 
 
Who will I marry? 
so what (no!! not ritee) 
 
Say something about me 
the anthem (yay!) 
 
Favorite thing to do? 
wanna be (omg! totally not!!!!! bahaha lolz, but no.) 
 
My feeling right now 
ill try (totally true...) 
 
Im doing this right now 
let's dance (aha! yeah!!) 
 
Killer? 
crush (100% correct) 
 
Lover? 
aint no other man (this quiz is starting to scare meh... its reading my mind...) 
 
What am i doing tommarrow? 
crack that soldier boy (tht sounds rong) 
 
Express myself 
stupid girls (YA!!) 
 
I hate... 
girlfriend (i guess, as in HIS gf...) 
 
I love... 
take a breath (mhm) 
 
Ticklish? 
youll be in my heart (ummm?) 
 
Funny? 
in the ayer (idkk) 
 
Eating this... 
bad boy (sounds kinda awkard) 
 
Good thing? 
roll (haha i guess! rolling is fun... idk) 
 
Bad thing? 
wake up (DUDE!! this quiz is FXCKING FREAKY!!! i HATE wakeing up early!!!!!!!!!) 
 
Is this game fun? 
lala land (lolzzl) 
 
How do you feel about this game? 
beep (LMFAO!) xD 
 
Should i ask a stupid question? 
as i am (wattt?) 
 
How many bannanas did you eat last Thursday? 
bleeding love (huh?) 
 
Are you sad this is almost over? 
disturbia (heh i get it... sorta) 
 
Wll you tell your friends about this game? 
gotta find you (haha... sorta rite!) 
 
Will they take it? 
hasta la vista (rofl!) xD</div>

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