kristabff

Status: everyone is so cute i love humans
Joined: December 19, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
Birthday: August 30
user id: 342595
Location: America or something idk who cares when you live on the internet right
Gender: F
 
the cold never bothered me anyway.
when i ask you how you are, you can say how you really feel. i care.

   
 

Quotes by kristabff

 
It's Halloween time again.
I guess you could say that's deja boo.
 
 
I swear if no one dresses
as Regina George from Mean Girls for Halloween and goes 'boo you w.h.o.re' i will
 
 
Does anyone else see
certain times every day?? Like I see 9:11, 12:34, and 12:54 nearly every day?? What the heck
 

Me: takes out popsicle
Popsicle: looks reddish/orangish through white wrapper so you can't tell if it's red or orange

Me: please dont be orange please dont be orange please please
Popsicle: is orange

 
I may not know what
the fox says but i know what my follow button says it says "push me, and then just touch me, until i get my satisfaction" you heard that follow button you do what it says

please
 
That awkward moment
when you're doing your homework and suddenly your pencil turns into a computer mouse and you've already reblogged 10 photos from Tumblr and liked your best friends cover photo on Facebook and updated your status on Twitter and before you know it half and hour has gone by and you still need to complete your homework..

I still don't know where my pencil is though.

 

Me: hops on that D
Me: quickly hops off because i forgot that the Hollywood sign is actually really high off the ground

 

If you play pokemon i will be pik 'n' at chu
because who still plays pokemon anymore

 

I HAVE 666 FOLLOWERS
GUYS THIS IS SO COINCIDENTAL BECAUSE I MADE A QUOTE ABOUT ME BEING SATAN YESTERDAY AND NOW I HAVE 666 FOLLOWERS IM FREAKING OUT
THIS IS RAD AS HECKKKK
or shall i say, rad as hell

Haha, so how did you
like my little pun in my last quote there? It was quote stupundous, wasn't it?
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