kristabff

Status: everyone is so cute i love humans
Joined: December 19, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
Birthday: August 30
user id: 342595
Location: America or something idk who cares when you live on the internet right
Gender: F
 
the cold never bothered me anyway.
when i ask you how you are, you can say how you really feel. i care.

   
 

Quotes by kristabff


The golden rule is to treat
others the way you want to be treated. So, before you click that unfollow button on my page, think: "How would I like it if she unfollowed me?" The answer is not so good, i mean thats one less follower, no one wants that.
please don't unfollow me

This kid in my grade posted
a picture of his mcdonald's cup with two straws on Instgram and he wrote:
"McDonalds Logic: gives you two straws when you order one drink"
and this other kid wrote underneath that caption:
"McDonalds Logic: gives you two chins when you order one Big Mac"
and i'm dEAD HOLY CRAP HAHA

But you don't understand
how hard it is,
waking up everyday,
looking in the mirror, and thinking,
"wow, i just wanna bang someone rn lol"


it's hard.

Me praying to god: daddy, i want another pony
 

hey dude i'm actually rly hot if u throw me into the sun
 

I am so not a nerd!!
I can promise you, i'm totally √.
 

Gymnasts are so rude.
They're always flipping people off.
 

does anyone else tilt their paper nearly upside down while writing or is that just me ??
 

Attractive guy: f/ck you
Me: yay let's go
 

THIS IS ACTUALLY THE CUTEST
MUSIC VIDEO EVER OH MY GOD?? THESE LITTLE KIDS MADE A MUSIC VIDEO AND EVERYONE FUNDED THEM AND IT'S NOT THAT BAD AWWWWWW: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YLy4j8EZIk

you can catch me and my crew eatin' hot cheetos and taki's.
 
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