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NCIS Rules

1. Never let suspects stay together.
Never screw over your partner.

2. Always wear gloves at a crime scene.

3. Never be unreachable.
Don't believe what you're told: double check.

4. If you have a secret, the best thing is to keep it to yourslef. The second best is to tell one other person if you must. There is no third best.

5. You don't waste good.

6.Never say you're sorry. It's a sign of weakness.

7. Always be specific when you lie.

8. Never take anything for granted.

9. Never go anywhere without a knife.

10. Never get personally involved with a case.

11. When the job is done, walk away.

12. Never date a coworker.

13. Never, ever involve lawyers.

15. Always work as a team.

16. If somebody thinks they have the upper hand, break it.

18. It's better to ask forgiveness than to ask permission.

22. Never interrupt Gibbs in interrogation.

23. Never mess with a Marine's coffee if you wish to live.

27. There are two ways to follow someone: the first, they never notice you. The second, they only notice you.

35. Always watch the watchers.

36.  If it feels like you're being played, you probably are.

38. Your case, your lead.

39. There is no such thing as coincidence.

40. If it seems like someone's out to get you, they are.

42. Don't ever accept an apology from someone who just sucker-punched you.

44. First things first, hide the women and children.

45. Clean up your messes.

51. Sometimes you're wrong.

69. Never trust a woman who doesn't trust her man.

14, 17, 19-21, 24-26, 28-34, 37, 41, 43, 46-50 and 52-68 are missing because there has been no mention of them in episodes.

NMF

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