kristenleigh101

do you ever get the urge to

tell someone to shut up even when they aren't talking



 

 

Why Do Dogs Leave Earth First?

a child answers

Being a veternarian, I had been called to examine a ten year old Irish Wolfhound named Belker. The dog's owners, Ron, his wife Lisa, and their little boy Shane, were all very attached to Belker, and they were hoping for a miracle.

I examined Belker and found that he was dying of cancer.I told the family we couldn't do anything more for Belker, and offerent to perform the euthanasia procedure for the old dog in their home.

As we made arrangements, Ron and Lisa told me they thought it wouild be good for six year old Shance to Shane to observe the procedure. They felt as though Shane might learn something from the experience.

The next day, I felt the fimiliar catch in my throat as Belker's family surrounded him. They could boy, Shane seemed so calm, petting the old dog for the last time, that I wondered if he understood what was going on.

Within a few minutes, Belker slipped peacfully away.
The little boy seemed to accept Belker's transition without any dificulty or confusion. We sat together for a long while after Belker's death, wondering aloud about the sad fact that animal lives are shorter than human lives.

Shance, we had been listening quietly, pipped up, "I know why."

Startled, we all turned to him. What came out of his mouth nexr stunned me. I'd never heard a more comforting explanation. It has changed the way I try to live.

He said "People are born so that they can learn how to live a good life - like loving everybody all the time and being nice, right?"

The six year old continuted, "Well dogs already know how to do that, so they don't have to stay as long."

 

I turned into Squidward when I got annoyed
with all the childish people around me

I turned into Spongebob when I
decided to have fun with my life

I turned into Mr. Krabs when I tried
to save my money and not waste it

I turned into Plankton when I got obsessed
with my computer and practically married it

And I turned into Patrick when I stopped being
social and practically lived under a rock



 

No, autocorrect, I don't live this song
I love this song
I love it
L
O
V
E
I love it.
I don't live it.

   She doesn't say "I love you" like a normal
person. Instead, she'll
       laugh,       shake her head,
give you a little smile,          and say...

                you're an idiot."

  if she tells you you're an idiot, you're a
                                               lucky man.



 

a plus side to being my friend:

if you come over my house in your pajamas i won't judge because i will also be in my pajamas (and i always have chocolate)



 

According to Greek Mythology, humans were originally created with 4 arms, 4 legs, and a head with 2 faces.


Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two seperate parts, condemning them to spend their lives in search of their other halves.
 

So my boyfriend goes to this gym every weekend.
And this girl flirts with him every time he goes.
But he doesn't like her because
1) He's dating me
2) He's gay.
So this time she said
"Soooo do you have any tips for a good workout?"
He looked her up and down and said
"Well to get rid of all that belly fat..."


I love him.