kristivia

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Quotes by kristivia




 i'm the kind of girl__*
that can watch tons of horror movie
& not get scared 
but scream at the top of my lungs
when the toast pops out of the toaster 





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 well....
i dont like your pants 





Burnnnnnn..(:
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 me without you is like a shoe with out laces
ITS POSSIBLE BABY
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 Wife-My wrinkles are getting worse everyday,i look like i have gained 50 pounds,i have horrible acne. whats going on? baby can u please give me some hope about my self!?
Husband-Well, your eye sights correct
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Friend-U know What iM cooler Than u Are
Me-No your Not
Friend-Yah i Am, im cool
With A K can be Cool with a C
Me-Oh yah 
Friend-Yah
Me-well Im So Cool THat i carry A squirt gun
Friend-oh Yah ?
Me-Ya
Friend -Well im so cool THat  i like bubbles
Me-Oh Yah
Friend-yah, cuz i can eat them and then burp em up..
you know what PWND.. u know who pwnds elmo pwnds 
Me-Elmo Does not Pwn
Friend-Yah he does, U dont even know what Pwnd Means
Me-YES i Do!u Dont know what pwnd means
Friend-Yah i do its own with a P in front of it 

XD i love hurr(:
^^<3^^
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 i hate when i need to think of something that moment
and then it pops up in my head in the middle of the night
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 i lost both my friends in a fire
of course i was the fire
and they were everything left beneath it
they will never forgive because they have
vanished, gone, never seen as a friend 
again.
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//I Hate how easily you can Hurt me\\
&& Yet when you comeCrawling Back and Say Sorry and I take you back.
//I Hate how easily I belived your Lies
&& still Loved you.\\
Well you know what Im not Beliving yourlies or listening to your sorry's anymore...

          I'm Walking Away </3
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  your like food, i cravee u 
  <3
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 most of the quotes on witty are really sad...
C'MONNN GIVEE US SOMEEE HOPE PEOPLE
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