Status: Swiggity Swag
Joined: August 23, 2013
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 369804
Location: East Coast, US
Gender: M
K r i s t o p h e r  l  16  l A r t i s t 
im not gay my boyfriend is

I'm a dreamer
a creator
a lover
a fighter
Be free like a bιrd and never
let anyone hold yoυ down

Me and my boyfriend

Quotes by kristoboo

Pun  Times  with  Koda

D i l l  w i t h  i t  
or you'll pickle me off


Pun  Times  with  Koda

Spooning leads to forking
so use condiments.


Pun  Times  with  Koda

I wear two pairs of pants while golfing
In case I get a hole in one


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I just want to give a shout out to elevators
for picking me up, when im down.



Cause maybe you're loveable And maybe you're my snowflake And your eyes turn from green to gray In the winter I'll hold you in a cold place







I love you
to the moon

- - - AND- - -

Random Questions About Me:

spell your name without vowels: Krstphr
Your favorite number: 21
What color do you wear most? Blue
Least favorite color?: brown
What are you listening to?:Im gonnaa Be(500 Miles) by The Proclaimers
What is your favorite class in school?: Art
Are you outgoing?: Rarely
Favorite pair of shoes?: Vans

Can you dance?:  No ._.
Can you tie a cherry stem with your mouth? nah
Can you whistle?: yes
Write with both hands?: No 
Cross your eyes: Yep
Walk with your toes curled?: yes

Do you believe there is life on other planets?: Maybe
Do you believe in miracles?: yes
Do you believe in magic?:idk
Love at first sight?: possibly 
Do you like roller coasters?: Yes!
Do you know how to swim?:yess
Do you think you could handle the stuff they eat on those reality shows?:umm

Have you ever been on a plane?: nope :c

Have you ever asked someone out?: yeah.
Have you ever been to the ocean?:  yess
Have you ever painted your nails?: no

What is the temperature outside?: hahaha you think I go outside
What radio station do you listen to?: whats new wstw
What was the last thing you bought?: Mango Smoothie
What was the last thing on TV you watched?:Big Brother

Who was the last person you chated? Kaiden <3
Who was the last person you took a picture of?: mee 
Who was the last person you said I love you to?: Kaiden

Are you a happy person?: um
What can make you happy?: Kaiden
Do you wish you were happier?:yeah
Can music make you happy?: yesh
How many times have you had your heart broken?: 3

What is your current hair color?: black,red,brown (dont ask)
What does your hair look like now? beiber flip awhh yeahh
Current piercings?: size 4 gauges
Have any tattoos?: Nopee
Eye color?: Hazel/Rainbow

What shirt are you wearing?: Hollywood Undead tshirt
Pants: pjs
Shoes?:not wearing any
Necklaces?: none

Been to jail: no
Ran away from home: no
Laughed so hard you cried: yes all day everday
Thrown up in a store: uh no
Wanted to be a model: lol no
Done something really stupid that you still laugh about?: no
seen a dead body: yes.
skinny dipping:nope

Pepsi or Coke: coke
McDonald's or Burger King: Idk
Single or Group Dates?: idk
Chocolate or Vanilla: idk
Strawberries or blueberries: Strawberries
Meat or Veggies: gimme that chicken
TV or Movie: idk
Guitar or Drums: both
Adidas or Nike: Adidas
Cheerios or Corn Flakes:eww no neither
Cake or Pie:idk

MTV or VH1: idk

1. Were you named after anyone?: no
2. When was the last time you cried?: yesterday
3. Do you like your handwriting?: ew no
4. What's your favorite lunch meat?: bologna
5. Do you use sarcasm? no why would I ever do that
8. Do you still have your tonsils?: nah
9. Would you bungee jump?: hmm yes
10. What is your favorite cereal?: Frosted Flakes theyre more than good theyre greattt ._.
11. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?: never that is a sin
13. What is your favorite ice cream?:gimme dat cookie dough
14. What is the first thing you notice about people? their face
15. Red or pink?: red
16. What is your least favorite thing about yourself?: idk 
17. Who do you miss the most?: not really sure..
18. Do you want everyone to complete this list?:idc
19. What are you listening to right now?the same song as before
20. If you were a crayon, what color would you be?: blue ftw
21. Favorite Smells?: the smell of dead babies soaking in milk


To be nobody but yourself in a world which is doing its best, night and day, to make you everybody else means to fight the hardest battle which any human being can fight; and never stop fighting.

-e. e. cummings


Pun  Times  with  Koda

I did a theatrical performance about puns.
Really it was just a play on words.

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