ktena777

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Quotes by ktena777



Finding the perfect guy




Is like finding a four leaf clover

 



Have patience and wait for the things
you want most. Don't chase it. Don't
run after it. If God wants you to have it,


He will give it to you.






I Wish..
people's beauty was based of their personality. That way, people who had amazing personalities, were gorgeous. People who were mean and rude, were ugly.

 







 Seeing a white van and thinking, "There's a Rapist in there."
When my parents are sleeping-
Me: "SHHH! They're sleeping!
When I'm sleeping-
Parents: "Let's vacuum the house for 3 hours."
 
Son: I got a girlfriend.Want to meet her?
Father: Good job, son. I defintely wanna meet her.
Daughter: I got a boyfriend.
Father: *loads shotgun*.



Son: I got a girlfriend. Want to meet her?
Mother: I ain't meeting that b*tch.
Daugher: I got a boyfriend.
Mother: AH! What's he like? Is he handsome? I want to meet him.




The Difference of Genders.




 


Bad Luck Brian

Is blind. Someone left the plunger in the toilet. 
Fave for a series.

100% of people fail the challenge below-





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