22 things to do in an
elevator; 1) Crack open your briefcase or
handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"
2) Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall
without getting off. 3) When arriving at
your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as
if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4) Greet everyone
with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you
Admiral.
5) Meow occasionally.
6) Stare At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror:
"You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly 7) Say "DING" at
each floor.
8) Say "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red
buttons. 9) Make explosion
noises when anyone presses a button.
10) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then
announce: "I have new socks on." 11) When the
elevator is silent, look around and ask: "well, aren't you gonna
answer that?" pointing to their cell phone.
12) Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13) Draw a little
square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on
the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15) Push the
buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.
16) Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the
wrong ones. 17) Hold the doors
open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the
doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day
been?"
18) Drop a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up,
then scream: "That's mine!" 19) Bring a camera
and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency
procedures and exits with the Passengers. 21) Swat at flies
that don't exist.
22) Call out "Group hug" then enforce it.
They both fell in love
with each other… neither were brave enough to admit the truth…
because neither one of them was willing to lose their
friendship.
&&
its crazzy that every
day we're together it seems we'll be forevr
--»`but in the b l i n k of an eye. --
' we're all so far || apart || <3Â