lL0veYou

Status: Hey guys :) schools back :(
Joined: August 13, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 324707
Location: Why do you want to know??
Gender: F
Hey, I'm Katherine and I have the slightest (or not so slight) obsession with One Direction :) I may write. I am 15 years old and I live in Bristol. I like to think that I am quite nice and can make people laugh. So yeah, fave my quotes and have a smile :) xx

lL0veYou's Favorite Quotes

James Bond: My name is Bond.
James Bond: James Bond.
Dumbledore: My name is Dumbledore.
Dumbledore: Brian Dumbledore.
Dumbledore: Wulfric Brian Dumbledore.
Dumbledore: Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore.
Dumbledore: Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore.

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afrooo stylee.

 

At age 8, your dad buys you ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.
At 9, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never practicing.
At 10, he drove you all day, from soccer to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car & never looking back.

At 11, he took you & your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.
At 12, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by not listening.
At 13, he suggested a haircut. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.
At 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by never writing him.
At 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by ignoring him.
At 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by sneaking out with it.
At 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on it all night.
At 18, he cried at your graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying.
At 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus & carried your bags. 
You thanked him by saying bye outside the dorm so you wouldn’t get embarrassed.
At 25, he helped to pay for your wedding,& told you how much he loved you. You thanked him by moving far away.
At 50, he fell ill & needed you to take care of him. You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their kids.
& one day, he quietly died. & everything bad you did came down on YOUR HEART.
If you love your dad, favorite.



Conversation with my 8 year old cousin:
Him:
Who sings this song? 
Me: Chris Brown.
Him:That`s weird.
Me: What`s weird?
Him: There is a kid in my school named Chris White.
Him: They must be cousins.

 
*Watching The Hunger Games with dad*

Dad: Why is she screaming?
Dad: Is that Kateniss?
Me: It's Katniss...
Dad: Where is she going?
Dad: Who's that?
Me: Gale... Now shhhh!
Dad: Is that Pitta?
Me: It's Peeta...
Dad: Where are they going?
Dad: Why do those people look funny?
Dad: Pitta's ugllllaaayyyyyy
Me: He's beautiful... And it's Peeta..
Dad: What's that metal thing?
Dad: Why are they killing eachother?
Dad: Where's Pitta?
Me: It's Peeta...
Dad: Why does sue die?
Me: It's Rue...
Dad: Who killed Sue? I liked her...
Dad: Why does Pitta have sh#t on his face?
Dad: Why are they going into the cave?
Dad: Why is Pitta and Kateniss so sweaty and muddy?
Me: It's Peeta and Katniss...
Dad: Ohhh, KATENISS AND PITTA SITTING IN THE TREE K.I.S.S.I.N.G
Me: Shut up.... IT'S THE CAVE SCENE!
Dad: Where's Kateniss going?
Dad: Who's that running?
Dad: Who's that girl with the knives?
Dad: Oh no! Kateniss is going to get killed!
Dad: Yay, Kateniss got the food!
Me: It's medicine... And it's K.A.T.N.I.S.S
Dad: Why is Pitta smearing her blood everywhere?
Dad: Why is Kateniss scared of berries?
Dad: What are those dog things?
Dad: Why are they so ugly?
Dad: Who's that blonde bloody guy?
Dad: What is Pitta pointing at???
Dad: Why did Kateniss shoot him?
Dad: Does Pitta die? I hope he does... He's UUGGLLLLAAAAYYYYY
Me: Shut up! He is amazing!
Dad: What are those beads?
Dad: So who won?
Dad: HAHA! PITTA DOESN'T HAVE A CROWN!
Dad: Why is Crane Fisher going into that room?
Me: Is Seneca Crane...
Dad: Does Crane Fisher have to eat the scary beads?
Dad: I like that guy... Ale right?
Me:Gale...
Dad: Poor Pitta
*Film ends*
Dad: That was a really good film Fran! Much better than Harris Plotter :D

Me: F.......M.......L........


True story...
This quote does not exist.




why did the mushroom go to the party?
because he was a "fungi".




 
Every man needs a women

Because just like in the game of chess, the

QUEEN protects the KING .
Here's to the kids,
who's parents divorced
with blood battles forced.
Here's to the teenagers,
who's love was lost 
with a shattered heart as cost.
Here's to the adults,
who can't find a careerr
and search year after year.
Here's to the elders,
who's retirement funds were taken away
forcing them to struggle until the next day.
Here's to all of us,
who grow strong and fight
all for what we believe is right.
I work in the church nursery
Me: *Gives little boy gold fish crackers and water*
Little Boy: *Dumps water into goldfish cracker*
Me: Why did you just do that?
Little Boy:
Me:  
Little Boy: 
Me:  
Little Boy: Fishy swim. 



Made my day.