lady_red

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Joined: September 11, 2011
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 217427
About Me
heyyya, my Real Name Is Elaita, But You Can Just Call M Lady_Red. I Love Music, Music Is Like My Religion =) One Of My Fave Bands Of All Time Is "Blood On The Dance Floor" Dahvie Vanity + Jayy Monroe All The Way =)
The Song Playing is "Love Sucks" By "Blood One The Dance FLoor"
One Of My Fave Songs Of Theirs =)
BLOOD ON THE DANCE FLOOR FOR THE WIN
































lady_red's Favorite Quotes

*Seeing a hot guy*

Me - Oh God he is hot, please have my babies
Best Friend - Wait a sec, I got this
Best Friend - OI YOU WITH THE HOT FACE
Hot Guy - *Turns Around* 
Best Friend - THIS KID WILL HAPPILY TAKE YOUR KIDS, CALL HER
Me -
Best Friend - Told you I got this


This is why I love my best friend

 

me: why are those guys staring at me?

me:is there something on my face?

me:is there something on my shirt?

me:they're probably laughing at how ugly i am.

me:they probably find it amusing how fat i am.


friend:maybe they think you're cute.


me:are you stupid or something?


tumblr.

OMG, Witty just changed!

Rest In Peace, Old Witty.

 




Teacher: The test is very easy.
Me: Sure it is bit.ch, you already know the answers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you(:

Awwww<3


But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head(;


Me in the shower:

Me: *turns water on*
Me: *grabs phone*
Me: *sits in the bathroom on witty for 7 minutes*
Me: *checks time*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: oh chiz
Me: *gets in shower*
Me: HOLY JEEEEZEZ OHMYGAWWWSH MY FOOT IS BURNING LIKE SHAWTY ON THE DANCE FLOOR
Me: *jumps out and turns hot water down*
Me: ahh, this'll be better
Me: *steps in shower once again*
Me: COLD COLD COLD ASDFGHJKL ITS SO COLD IS THIS FUUCKING ANTARCTICA OW OW OW OW OWWWW
Me: *turns hot water up a teeeeeeeeeeny tiiiiiiiiiiiiny bit*
Me: okay, this will work.
Me: holy crap it actually worked
Me: ahhhhhhhhhhhh
Me: NEVERMIND I'LL FIND SOMEONE LIKE YOOOUUUUU!
Me: ok seriously, gotta get clean
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: oh right, soap.
Me: *scrubbing arms and legs*
Me: omg wtf why am i so hairy
Me: lol jk, i'm a dude of course i'm hairy!
Me: *washes hair*
Me: *washes face*
Me: *drops shampoo*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: my family probably thinks i'm dead
Me: better make sure they know I'm alive
Me: I'M SLIM SHADY YES I'M DA REAL SHADY, ALL YOU OTHAA SOMETHIN SOMETHIN ARE JUST IMATATINN
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: guess i better get out now..
Me: *turns off water and gets out*
Me: *realizes i forgot to get a towel*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: *sprints naked to the hall closet and blindly grabs nearest bath towel*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: shh that never happened
Me:
Me:
Me: *sits on bed in only a towel making quote about taking a shower*



lol my quote & format! should i keep making these kinds of quotes?(:




I  t  's    n  o  t     t  h a  t     I     h  a  v e     s  o  m e t   h  i  n  g     t o    h  i  d  e  .  .  .

I just don't like people touching my phone.

nmf,

 
Girl: *naturally curly hair*
Girl: *naturally straight hair*
Girl:*naturally wavy hair*
Me:*naturally annoying hair*

Super Mario Bros
Pick Up Lines; #6

Are you a magic mushroom? Because you are making me grow. 

  

 

My friends brother has cancer. He went to the barber shop to shave off his head before chemotherapy.  Here's the story.
Sitting at the barber shop with my brother and the man across from him asks why he's shaving his head. He explains he has cancer and without hesitation the man tells the barber to shave his hair off. Without even knowing my brother he did one of the nicest things I've ever seen.


Picture ;
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