Me: *reading cute
quotes*
Me: D'awwee! why can't I have a cute
boyfriend!?
Me: Maybe it's because I'm eating an
eggroll off of my leg.
Me: and buttered noodles with my hands..
Me: I'm wearing my shirt from a science
competition too..
Me: I haven't showered in a while..
Me: I'm always on Witty..
Me: and I'm talking to myself.
Me: ...
Me: Now I understand.