ladybu272

Status: little sad, little glad
Joined: January 8, 2012
Last Seen: 4 years
Birthday: October 6
user id: 261617
Location: somewhere
Gender: F
They call me  Janaé
 
Follow my Twitter @zoeticjanxe
Kik me: MzNae07



 


Quotes by ladybu272

I don't always log into witty

But when I do, I come back from a five month hiatus and create at least 3 quotes before I leave again

Exercise


...Ex..er..cise


...Ex..ar..size


...Eggs..are..sides


...For Bacon...


BACON.


 


Quite honestly, I just need some

new friends that won't judge me

and will talk to me anytime, anywhere.

Whether it be text, Kik, twitter, or

snapchat I just need someone

I can trust and can stay by me

long enough to turn into one of my

best friends.


 

Sorry, but your password must contain an

uppercase letter, a number, a haiku, a gang

sign, a hieroglyph, and the blood of a

virgin


 


Excuse me what did you say? I can't hear you
because I have this ear disease called 

I don't fu©king care


 
Do you see that really gross thing on my face? It's called my face.
Exit the womb they said


Life will be great they said
So guys I finally found the nerve to hug him. That's right! I HUGGED HIM!
No one texts faster than a pi$$ed off female
15 THINGS TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU'RE INSANE!!
1. Follow them around the house everywhere.
2. Moo when they say your name.
3. Run into walls.
4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine
6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"
7. Wear a sticker that says, "I'm a monkey butt"
8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time.
9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"
10. Do what they actually tell you.
11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly.
12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people.
13. At everything they say yell, Liar.
14. Try to swim in the floor.
15. Tap on their door all night.