lagoog2099

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Joined: September 29, 2011
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•• I'm here for fun, none the less.••

Quotes by lagoog2099

teacher: Do you act like this at home?
me: Of course not. I'm much worse at home.

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dad: what are you studying in science? 

me: gravity. 

dad: it sucks right? *starts laughing so hard you think he's going to die*

stupid parent jokes♥  
 

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Dad: "Did you do your chores?"
Me: "..No..I forgot.."

Dad: "Well then maybe next time I'll forget to pick you up from school."

Love you too Dad.

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When blow drying your hair,
------>   making your hair look like its flowing in the wind,
and acting like your a model


 

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 Iwish my name was Waldo,
so that when people are open a 'Where's Waldo' book, I can say
 

"Guys, stop looking, I'm

right here."

♥

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When I don't know the answer to a question..


Me:I don't know I'mblonde." ♥



 

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That akward moment when...

You fall asleep when texting a guy you really like

♥

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"I love you and would do anything to be with you."
"Get  me a firebreathing dragon, then we'll talk."
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I find it funny when someone..
 says "I'm not doing this for likes.." and it ends up a top quote

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That akward moment..
when you see a quote that say "I know you won't read this but.."
and you feel obligated to read it.    
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