lainibabyy

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Joined: May 17, 2008
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LayKneeLoveee (:
seventeen; senior.

Country Music Is What I Live For

"Is Mexico a country... Or is it just like Mexico?" - Me

"Why is water wet?" - Me

"how did we get from my unfortunate experience at putt putt to me getting a 4.0 for harvard to alaini making katherine a cake. no wait-5 cakes." - alex


"It's the girl who cried death of grandma." - alex

"you all have the attention span of a squirrel on crack." - alex

Matt: What happens if you call "dibs" on a guy and someone else calls "dibs" on them
Me: Too bad, you should h
ave called dibs first.

"I go home and sleep... I sleep all day... All I ever do is sleep, I just sleep and sleep and sleep. If it were up to me I would be a fat lard and sleep all day, but no I come to school and be a smart kid instead."
- Keegan

"you're going to play me like a piano again" - cream puff

"grow a pair of what? oaveries?" - brian

"moo, oh wait nevermind neigh it's a horse" - matty

"Alaini, your foot wear is completely inappropriate."
- Matt Fidler.

"I have a crush on 4 guys right now. I might as well have an std...for CRUSHing around!" - alex

me: what's the place islam people go to on fridays?
katherine: a swastica

Alex: so my thanksgivings are usually boring but this time something exciting happened-
Me: oh! Your uncle got drunk??
Everyone: ....what?
Me: oh sorry, I facebook stalk you.

Alex: alaini. you cant poop if you're dead!
Me: no! when you die, it all comes out. you literally shit yourself when you die.
(ellen: that can happen when you're giving birth too.)

Erica: Doesn't lamo mean 'i love you?'
Alex: What?
Erica: L-A-M-O
Alex: that's laughing my ass off
Katherine: did she really just say that?
(while everyone has a what in the world face planted on their face)

 

Quotes by lainibabyy

Like a thundercloud without a chance of rain
Like a stretch of sandy beach without the waves
It's like i'm spinning my wheels
Down a lonely interstate
Me without you
She's as pretty as a picture, Every bit as funny as she is smart,
Got a smile that'll hold you together, And a touch that'll tear you apart,
When she's yours she brings the sunshine, When she's gone the world goes dark

Yeah she's heaven on the eyes, But boy she's hell on the heart.
That Boy Had The Key;
he had everything that meant the most to me
he was my best friend, my everything
he meant the world, until he meant nothing
His eyes are like a muddy day
I tried to avoid them so I didn't fall too deep, but slipped anyways...
So there's this boy
he's my best friend, my other half, my everything
i tell him everything, and talk about anything
he makes me smile, even when he's being mean
i love his voice - it keeps me calm
in the end i love him


Every time I'm faced your way
looking like i'm talking to my best friend
really it's just so i can get a glimpse of
you looking at me without you noticing
Teenage heartbreak nothing hurts so bad
Than remembering everything you had
Teenage heartbreaks never last that long
Broken hearts heal when the pain is gone
it's time for a reality check
sorry sweetie but just because you
act like youre better than everyone else
well, it doesnt mean you are better
I'm the kind of girl who:
doesnt show she's scared
won't let anyone get to her
fakes a smile so no one asks whats wrong
refuses to cry in front of people
puts friends first

won't let anyone in - because she's afraid
to get close to someone again