LayKneeLoveee (:
seventeen; senior.
Country Music Is What I Live For
"Is Mexico a country... Or is it just like Mexico?" - Me
"Why is water wet?" - Me
"how did we get from my unfortunate experience at putt putt to me getting a 4.0 for harvard to alaini making katherine a cake. no wait-5 cakes." - alex
"It's the girl who cried death of grandma." - alex
"you all have the attention span of a squirrel on crack." - alex
Matt: What happens if you call "dibs" on a guy and someone else calls "dibs" on them
Me: Too bad, you should h
ave called dibs first.
"I go home and sleep... I sleep all day... All I ever do is sleep, I just sleep and sleep and sleep. If it were up to me I would be a fat lard and sleep all day, but no I come to school and be a smart kid instead."
- Keegan
"you're going to play me like a piano again" - cream puff
"grow a pair of what? oaveries?" - brian
"moo, oh wait nevermind neigh it's a horse" - matty
"Alaini, your foot wear is completely inappropriate."
- Matt Fidler.
"I have a crush on 4 guys right now. I might as well have an std...for CRUSHing around!" - alex
me: what's the place islam people go to on fridays?
katherine: a swastica
Alex: so my thanksgivings are usually boring but this time something exciting happened-
Me: oh! Your uncle got drunk??
Everyone: ....what?
Me: oh sorry, I facebook stalk you.
Alex: alaini. you cant poop if you're dead!
Me: no! when you die, it all comes out. you literally shit yourself when you die.
(ellen: that can happen when you're giving birth too.)
Erica: Doesn't lamo mean 'i love you?'
Alex: What?
Erica: L-A-M-O
Alex: that's laughing my ass off
Katherine: did she really just say that?
(while everyone has a what in the world face planted on their face)