LayKneeLoveee (:
seventeen; senior.
Country Music Is What I Live For
"Is Mexico a country... Or is it just like Mexico?" - Me
"Why is water wet?" - Me
"how did we get from my unfortunate experience at putt putt to me getting a 4.0 for harvard to alaini making katherine a cake. no wait-5 cakes." - alex
"It's the girl who cried death of grandma." - alex
"you all have the attention span of a squirrel on crack." - alex
Matt: What happens if you call "dibs" on a guy and someone else calls "dibs" on them
Me: Too bad, you should h
ave called dibs first.
"I go home and sleep... I sleep all day... All I ever do is sleep, I just sleep and sleep and sleep. If it were up to me I would be a fat lard and sleep all day, but no I come to school and be a smart kid instead."
- Keegan
"you're going to play me like a piano again" - cream puff
"grow a pair of what? oaveries?" - brian
"moo, oh wait nevermind neigh it's a horse" - matty
"Alaini, your foot wear is completely inappropriate."
- Matt Fidler.
"I have a crush on 4 guys right now. I might as well have an std...for CRUSHing around!" - alex
me: what's the place islam people go to on fridays?
katherine: a swastica
Alex: so my thanksgivings are usually boring but this time something exciting happened-
Me: oh! Your uncle got drunk??
Everyone: ....what?
Me: oh sorry, I facebook stalk you.
Alex: alaini. you cant poop if you're dead!
Me: no! when you die, it all comes out. you literally shit yourself when you die.
(ellen: that can happen when you're giving birth too.)
Erica: Doesn't lamo mean 'i love you?'
Alex: What?
Erica: L-A-M-O
Alex: that's laughing my ass off
Katherine: did she really just say that?
(while everyone has a what in the world face planted on their face)
you favorited a quote that was jocked
from me;
http://www.wittyprofiles.com/quotes/1070013
i would HUGELY appriciate if you could
unfavorite that quote and favorite MINE
the original;
http://www.wittyprofiles.com/quotes/1068289
thank you:D
the second part of my book it up and posted
check it out and comment if you want
thanx so much again!!!
your advice works
and people are reading it
thank you millions!
ill try it
thanx so so so much!! :)
just wondering if asking people to read it
like commenting on their profiles would be helpful
or just people off?
I'm debated on how to post it
I mean how many people are just going to look at and go wat ever
idk if i should put it up more than one a day or somthing
any ideas??