lainibabyy

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LayKneeLoveee (:
seventeen; senior.

Country Music Is What I Live For

"Is Mexico a country... Or is it just like Mexico?" - Me

"Why is water wet?" - Me

"how did we get from my unfortunate experience at putt putt to me getting a 4.0 for harvard to alaini making katherine a cake. no wait-5 cakes." - alex


"It's the girl who cried death of grandma." - alex

"you all have the attention span of a squirrel on crack." - alex

Matt: What happens if you call "dibs" on a guy and someone else calls "dibs" on them
Me: Too bad, you should h
ave called dibs first.

"I go home and sleep... I sleep all day... All I ever do is sleep, I just sleep and sleep and sleep. If it were up to me I would be a fat lard and sleep all day, but no I come to school and be a smart kid instead."
- Keegan

"you're going to play me like a piano again" - cream puff

"grow a pair of what? oaveries?" - brian

"moo, oh wait nevermind neigh it's a horse" - matty

"Alaini, your foot wear is completely inappropriate."
- Matt Fidler.

"I have a crush on 4 guys right now. I might as well have an std...for CRUSHing around!" - alex

me: what's the place islam people go to on fridays?
katherine: a swastica

Alex: so my thanksgivings are usually boring but this time something exciting happened-
Me: oh! Your uncle got drunk??
Everyone: ....what?
Me: oh sorry, I facebook stalk you.

Alex: alaini. you cant poop if you're dead!
Me: no! when you die, it all comes out. you literally shit yourself when you die.
(ellen: that can happen when you're giving birth too.)

Erica: Doesn't lamo mean 'i love you?'
Alex: What?
Erica: L-A-M-O
Alex: that's laughing my ass off
Katherine: did she really just say that?
(while everyone has a what in the world face planted on their face)

 

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Steve 3 years ago
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Welcome! Let me know if you need help. I made this site.
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Dstnyhpe113 9 years ago
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Hey, thanks for favoriting my quote:)
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_NextInLine 1 decade ago
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heey would you like to requestt somthingg?
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_HEADFiRSTxFEARLESS 1 decade ago
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okay, i didnt tell you that you need to.
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I_Hate_AntiTwilight_movement_And_I_Like_Twilight__ 1 decade ago
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If you can't stand twilight then good for you, thats your opinion.
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iwaslikewhoah 1 decade ago
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oh idk if they have it in all schools. but in my school its when a senior like does bad stuff to a freshman on the first friday of school
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_HEADFiRSTxFEARLESS 1 decade ago
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hey, i dont mean to be annoying but
you favorited a quote that was jocked
from me;
http://www.wittyprofiles.com/quotes/1070013
i would HUGELY appriciate if you could
unfavorite that quote and favorite MINE
the original;
http://www.wittyprofiles.com/quotes/1068289
thank you:D
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_StORy_of_mY_LifE_ 1 decade ago
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http://www.wittyprofiles.com/quotes/1026062
the second part of my book it up and posted
check it out and comment if you want
thanx so much again!!!
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cirkel96 1 decade ago
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Your quotes are amazing!!!
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_StORy_of_mY_LifE_ 1 decade ago
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Ok just to let you know
your advice works
and people are reading it
thank you millions!
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_StORy_of_mY_LifE_ 1 decade ago
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ohh never thought of that
ill try it
thanx so so so much!! :)
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_StORy_of_mY_LifE_ 1 decade ago
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thanx
just wondering if asking people to read it
like commenting on their profiles would be helpful
or just people off?
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_StORy_of_mY_LifE_ 1 decade ago
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thanx so much for reading the story
I'm debated on how to post it
I mean how many people are just going to look at and go wat ever
idk if i should put it up more than one a day or somthing
any ideas??
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peacehappy2 1 decade ago
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thnx for favoriting myy quote!!! :)
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xDAVANZO3 1 decade ago
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Thank youu!!!
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krstinaa 1 decade ago
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great profile ;]
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xobrunettegal3ox 1 decade ago
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nice quotes(;
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smartblonde4eva 1 decade ago
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I didnt mean tooo.... but a lot of ppl think they r..... also i deleted all except one
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Xxraindrop_jonasxX 1 decade ago
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omg samee my spring break is always boringggg like i havent done anything except go to the mall like twice
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