LayKneeLoveee (:
seventeen; senior.
Country Music Is What I Live For
"Is Mexico a country... Or is it just like Mexico?" - Me
"Why is water wet?" - Me
"how did we get from my unfortunate experience at putt putt to me getting a 4.0 for harvard to alaini making katherine a cake. no wait-5 cakes." - alex
"It's the girl who cried death of grandma." - alex
"you all have the attention span of a squirrel on crack." - alex
Matt: What happens if you call "dibs" on a guy and someone else calls "dibs" on them
Me: Too bad, you should h
ave called dibs first.
"I go home and sleep... I sleep all day... All I ever do is sleep, I just sleep and sleep and sleep. If it were up to me I would be a fat lard and sleep all day, but no I come to school and be a smart kid instead."
- Keegan
"you're going to play me like a piano again" - cream puff
"grow a pair of what? oaveries?" - brian
"moo, oh wait nevermind neigh it's a horse" - matty
"Alaini, your foot wear is completely inappropriate."
- Matt Fidler.
"I have a crush on 4 guys right now. I might as well have an std...for CRUSHing around!" - alex
me: what's the place islam people go to on fridays?
katherine: a swastica
Alex: so my thanksgivings are usually boring but this time something exciting happened-
Me: oh! Your uncle got drunk??
Everyone: ....what?
Me: oh sorry, I facebook stalk you.
Alex: alaini. you cant poop if you're dead!
Me: no! when you die, it all comes out. you literally shit yourself when you die.
(ellen: that can happen when you're giving birth too.)
Erica: Doesn't lamo mean 'i love you?'
Alex: What?
Erica: L-A-M-O
Alex: that's laughing my ass off
Katherine: did she really just say that?
(while everyone has a what in the world face planted on their face)
"speed/weed is what you need."
i was watching that the other day and sent out a mass text message to my friends, well the girl ones at least, telling them it was on and it was amazinggg.
its...
"how do you wake up lady gaga?"...
"poke her face"