Me: If Carley Rae
Jepsen lost her phone, how can she Call Me Maybe?
Friend: I guess
she will be at a Payphone trying to call home.
Me: Her parents
will deffenitly be telling her to get her A*s Back Home
Friend: Until they
disown her and call her Somebody That I Used to Know
Me: Then her
parents will say we Want U Back
Friend: Yep, thats
the One Thing they want
Me: And then
theyll comfort her by telling her What Makes Her Beautiful
Friend: Or theyll
say Where Have You Been?
Me: And she'll
say she was out having a Good Time
Friend: She'll
leave later that night, and Whistle for a cab.
Me: Shes going out
again because shes Wide Awake
Friend: But when
she was in the cab, she crashed into a Titanium pole.
Me: But shes okay
because, What Doesnt Kill You Makes You Stronger
Friend: Well shes
always been a Wild One.