larrythelobster

Status:
Joined: July 20, 2011
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 197199
Hiiiii my name is Kristen but my friends call me k-swag haha:) i turned 12 on december 31. soccer, field hockey, and lacrosse are my lifeeeee and i am obsessed with horse back riding with my two ponies monstar and annie<33 i love sharing funny and true quotes for thousands of people to see!!! follow me and ill follow u promisseee btw i hate when ppl write depressing quotes :'( and sharks scare me to death!!!!!! haha byeeeeee:)) #likeituppp:)
Text box, it scrolls! :D

Quotes by larrythelobster



*FIRE ALARM*


TEACHER: "Okay kids, single file, please..."


ME:  "MOVE, B*TCH!  I'm about to die!"

 
16 0 larrythelobster larrythelobster
funny

When I first heard of the hunger games, i thought it had to do with food.

 



2 0 larrythelobster larrythelobster
funny
 







 


Apologizing to pets when

you accidentally hit them. 


 

♥

 nmf

14 0 larrythelobster larrythelobster
funny

 

Hey beautiful blonde haired girl
Aw hi :) but I'm not blonde...?

 

Nor beautiful. 

 

...


 

2 0 larrythelobster larrythelobster
funny

 

M a y b e   i t s   M a y b e l l i n e . . .

M a y b e   i t s   P h o t o s h o p
 

-__-
 

0 0 larrythelobster larrythelobster
vent

You know it's
going to be a great story when
it starts off with... 
"So this b**ch..."

 
1 0 larrythelobster larrythelobster
vent

ANNOYING B**CH

Ok but I'm going to sleep now goodnight
Aw :( good night!


LOL JK still up!

3 0 larrythelobster larrythelobster
funny





ADMIT IT.

One of the best games of your childhood

...was not letting the

balloon touch the floor :)


 

4 0 larrythelobster larrythelobster
vent









That awkward moment when...

Your sister's witty name is frostedflakesaremorethan
goodtheyregreat

<3
 

NOT MY FORMAT

2 0 larrythelobster larrythelobster
vent

▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌
How the f**k did my quote get 461 favorites!?!?!?!?! i just died inside a little :D
▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌
 

2 0 larrythelobster larrythelobster
vent