lasagnatonight

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Joined: July 5, 2012
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"That's always seemed so ridiculous to me, that people want to be around someone because they're pretty. It's like picking your brekfast cereals based on color instead of taste."
-John Green, Paper Towns

hi. i'm Naomi, i'm 13, and I have no life. my friends are so amazing and such losers they're perfect. i'm obsessed with anything written by John Green, and half of my time is spent reading, or wishing I had something to read. the other half is spent playing softball or with my friends. this is probably getting boring, and you don't even care. so, yeah.


 

Quotes by lasagnatonight

Government: To protect people from getting shot by murderers, we now ban guns.
Murderers: Oh gosh, guns are illegal, better not break the law!

Mom: Here, take your clothes to your room
Mom: *Hands me clothes*
Me: Master has presented Dobby with clothes.
Mom: Oh god, not this again.
Me: Dobby is a free elf!
Me: *Runs out of house*

 
 
Me when I flush my dead fish down the toilet

Me: Her skeleton will lie in the Chamber forever.
 

Remember when everybody was like "What happened to Kesha?"

Found her.

 

So today I went outside and it was really windy.

I was like, ooh we're definatley gonna have snow this year.

But then I remembered that I live on the east coast.

 


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This is Jane. Jane thinks this format is overused.
 


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This is Mary. She also thinks this format is overused.


What do they have in common?
They know this format is overused.

 

Pretty Little Liars Workout:

-10 sit ups for every kiss/hug
-Commericial 60 sec in place jog 10 jumping jacks
-5 leg lifts per leg every time A is mentioned
-20 second wall sits per flash back
-10 squats everytime someone recieves a text
-10 push ups every class room scene

 

R.I.P Amanda Todd

</3

 

How typical middle school relationships work out:
 
Boy: Oh hey wanna go out?
Girl: Yeah sure.
*Never Talks*
*Breaks up the next week*
Girl:
Omg what am I going to do?!
Girl: He was my life!
Girl: I'm so lost without him!
*Next day*
Girl:
Being single is great. Loving the freedom.
Boy: Single & ready to mingle.

 
 
Person in Class:  *Coughs*
Me: You sir, are filthing my air.