lasagnatonight

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Joined: July 5, 2012
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"That's always seemed so ridiculous to me, that people want to be around someone because they're pretty. It's like picking your brekfast cereals based on color instead of taste."
-John Green, Paper Towns

hi. i'm Naomi, i'm 13, and I have no life. my friends are so amazing and such losers they're perfect. i'm obsessed with anything written by John Green, and half of my time is spent reading, or wishing I had something to read. the other half is spent playing softball or with my friends. this is probably getting boring, and you don't even care. so, yeah.


 

lasagnatonight's Favorite Quotes


Max and Ruby makes me mad

because Ruby is always telling Max what to do, Ruby needs to hop off.







Ron: *beats the friend zone*
Percy: *beats the cousin zone*
Jace: *beats the brother zone*
Gale: I don't like this joke.








 
SO TODAY,

was one of those days, where I didn't really care about how I look. I had my hair in a messy bun, and I was wearing a baggy sweatshirt &I wasn't wearing any makeup whatsoever, except maybe some chapstick (if that counts). I knew I looked like absolute crap. I was walking to lunch, and a boy with special needs comes up to me. His name is Marcus. He sometimes sits with me at lunch. He starts walking wtih me and says "Kate. Um, I've always wanted to tell you this, but never was too scared". & I said "What is it?" & He said "You're really pretty. & I think you look really nice today." Then he ran away, and I didn't see him at lunch. I don't want you guys to think I'm bragging or anything. I'm really not trying to. Its just, a guy has never called me pretty before. Ever. He made my whole year. Thanks for reading this guys.







me:  walks up to hot person's parents
me:  my compliments to the chef



 

 
f o r m a t  j i m m y 3 6 5



seeing kids from younger grades
and wondering if you were that annoying, too. ♥

 

If our generation was in charge of weapons, I swear there would be a war over fandoms every week
Was it not October like 3 weeks ago?





Seriously do this it is so funny


    
 
1. Go to gizoogle.net

2.type in wittyprofiles.com

3. click on the first result

4. Read through witty

5. Thank me later


 









 

My best friend used to cut herself.

Today her boyfriend broke up with her.

he told her:
"I don't like walking around with a girl with scars all over her arms and legs. It makes people stare."

She asked:
"Do you still think I'm beautiful?"

He said:
"No. I lied because I felt bad."

Wanna know what she said?:
"... I'm sorry..."



Wrap up of this week:

1. Justin Bieber wrote in Anne Frank's journal, "Anne Frank was a great girl, hopefully she would have been a belieber."

2. Two 14 year old kids killed a homeless man as a dare.

3. Bombings going off in Boston during the Boston Marathon.




It's only Monday.