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wouldn't it be hilarious
[if the iPod touch, 
        or iPhones logo was
]

hmm,   i'd   tap   that....

mine (:
quote number 1191260
filed under funny
  102
 the two of us
are your typical story
of a boy and girl
who fell in love with eachother

[just . not . at . the . same . time]
quote number 1184554
filed under break up
  35

is it just me, or do i fit
absolutely perfectly
in your hugs?
:)
quote number 1138023
filed under flirty
  159

???????
does anyone else

find it completely
attractive

when a guy looks

good in sweatpants

 ???????


 
quote number 1181177
filed under flirty
  263

i   knew  we'd   be  bes friends..
when  she saw me drawing [hearts] on
my [all] of  my school papers  and said
i know who you're thinking about

mine (:
quote number 1183729
filed under friendship
  30
 Sometimes I Just Wanna
screw all the hollister shirts,
straight hair,
and ridculous shoes
And Strut Down The Halls
singing "Dont Cha"
with my hair in pig tails
wearin knee high santa socks,
neon orange converse,
camo shorts,
and a tie-dye t-shirt
And Not Care What Anyone Else Think
s
quote number 1184302
filed under inspirational
  146


*If every word I said,
could     make     you     laugh    ,     I'd     talk
||F||O||R||E||V||E||R||
-Full House


quote number 1184312
filed under famous
  146
 .  · ´ ¯ ` · ._ .  · ´ ¯ ` · »
S
omeday;; 
everything wil make perfect sense
so for now,
Laugh
at all the confusion;
S-M-I-L-E 
through the tears;
&& keep 

  reminding 
 
yourself that everything happens for a reason.

 
quote number 1184461
filed under break up
  212

BELIEVE?____

or

BELIEVE


y o u r c h o i c e






quote number 1029457
filed under advice
  595
From a guy's point of veiw

We don't care if you talk to other guys.
We don't care if you're friends with other guys.
But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room
and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off.
It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.
When guys meet a girl, that they fall hard for and spend whole nights
and days spending it with them, they obviously like you, its not that they want a huge friendship
We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Unless someone is dying,
it can wait till the morning.
Also, when we tell you you're pretty, gorgeous, cute or stunning, we freaking mean it.
Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you.

The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence.
Yeah, you can quote that.

Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood we're in.

LET US PAY FOR YOU!
DON'T "FEEL BAD"
We enjoy doing it.
It's expected.
Smile and say "thank you."

Kiss us when no one's watching.

If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed.

You don't have to get dressed up for us.
If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to
wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own.
We like you for WHO you are and not WHAT you are.

Honestly, we think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's or our tshirt and boxers, not all dolled up
Don't take everything we say seriously.
Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it.
Don't get angry easily.
Stop using magazines/media as your bible.
Don't talk about how hot Orlando Bloom, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is in front of us.
It's boring, and we don't care. You have girlfriends for that.

Whatever happened to the word "handsome"?
I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with "Hey handsome!" instead of
"Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy" or whatever else you can think of.
On the other hand im not sayin i woulndnt like it ether ; )

Girls, I cannot stress this enough: IF YOU AREN'T BEING TREATED
RIGHT BY A GUY, DON'T WAIT FOR HIM TO CHANGE. DITCH HIS
SORRY ASS, HE'S DISGRACE-TO-THE-MALE-POPULATION, AND FIND
SOMEONE WHO WILL TREAT YOU WITH UTTERRESPECT

You need...
Someone who will honor your morals.
Someone who will make you smile when you're at your
lowest.
Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes.
Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel.
Someone who doesn't piss you off just for laughs, fuck them.
Someone who will stop what theyre doing just to look you in the eyes....and say "i love you" ..
........AND ACTUALLY MEAN IT

*****Give the nice guys a chance*****

*Holdin Hands
Girls :If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of
times.
Guys : Grab it if it happens more than once.

*Cuddling
Girls : When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold
Guys : Automatically move closer to her.

*Movies
Girls : During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder
Guys : Lift her chin up and kiss her.

*Loving each other
Guys : When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her
too... And mean it.

*Laying below the stars
Girls : When you're both laying under the stars, put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat
Guys : Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers.
quote number 612732
filed under advice
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