laurenps

Status: Well, the new witty is... uh... dirfferent.
Joined: October 16, 2011
Last Seen: 8 years
user id: 227704
Location: Narnia.
Gender: F
found myself at your door

just like all those times before
Sandrasaurus.
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Quotes by laurenps

"I dont want to be on broadway...
 
I just want to stay at home
And eat chips"

-Mackenzie Ziegler




(I know exactly what you mean kenzie... I know EXACTLY what you mean.)


 
 
 
In America:

We kill people,
Who kill people,
Because killing people,
Is wrong.



~LoLo
Me: *Looks through all of my quotes*
Me: BAHHAHAHAHHA
Me: *Likes Quote*
Me: Oh wait... That was my own quote...
Me: ..... Idek...
Holly: In about 10 years I am gonna get a tattoo of grapes on my arm.
Me: *whipsers under breath* I know where this is going. -.-
Kid 1: Why?!
Holly: So that when I get older it will become a raisin! >:D
Kid 1: HAHAH LAWL
Kid 2: MEHEHAHAH
Teacher: HEHE
Principal: AHAHA
Obama: LOL
George Washington: LAWLLZ
One Direction: ROFL
Sun: LOLOLOL I am dying!
Moon: HEHERKWHFUDS
Me:
Me:

Me: You got that from witty. -.-




And this happens alot...

One day I will change my name to life, and hand out lemons to everyone on the street.
So today..
This boy walks up to me and says:
"You look hot today"
And then walks off...


Well, okay then.
Thanks.
I think...


(Mixed emotions. Should I be happy? Most girls in my grade love him so... uh..)
          
 

Dear Kindles,
Please stop emphasizing the fact that you have a smile on your box. We have a smile on our box too.
Sincerely, McDonalds


Drake and Josh
The Amanda Show
Zoey 101
All That
Kenan and Kel
What I like About You
Victorious
iCarly 

All made by the same person. Dan Schneider.

WE LOVE YOU.
THANKSGIVING:
Me:
Upstairs on computer
Family: Downstairs talking
Me: Upstairs on computer
Family: Together
Me: Upstairs on computer
Family: Having 'fun'
Family: Eating
Me: Downstairs eating

Knock Knock...

Whos there?
Miley Cyrus's hair
Miley Cyrus's hair who?
...
Miley Cyrus's hair who?
...
Get it? Cause there's none left!



~Kingsley