lauri

Status: Don't make me lick you
Joined: July 31, 2013
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 367890
Location: Camp Half Blood
Gender: F
SWITCHING ACCOUNTS to inwardbeauty

Quotes by lauri


Person: Hey, it's been forever, let's chill!
Me: no its been forever for a reason gtfo
 
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funny

You see, thats the thing about pain
it demands to be felt
 
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pain

when you turn 21, you can legally do all the things you've been doing since you were 15
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funny

-Please?
-No
-Please?
-No
-Please? c'mon!
-No
-PLEASE?!
-Okay
-Really?
-No

 
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funny

I have a  boyfriend
wait no thats a fridge
I have a fridge
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funny

i'm sick of waiting to get a boyfriend im just gonna go find him and throw him in my van. then lock it
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funny

yeah, dad
every single f.cking guy I know is my boyfriend
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funny

a tiger doesn't lose sleep over the opinion of a sheep
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advice

the difference between a boss and a leader; 
a boss says "Go!" when a leader says 
"lets go!" 
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inspirational