lazebonedandidle

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Joined: February 14, 2011
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Quotes by lazebonedandidle

WHY AM I SINGLE?


    i want to be
✔ i can't date pizza
✔ i can't date my favourite celebrity
✔ i can't date the internet
14 1 lazebonedandidle lazebonedandidle
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THE AWKWARD MOMENT

when there's nothing you like on the main menu so you have to ask for the children's menu

just me?
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i.m.p.o.s.s.i.b.i.l.i.t.y
is a word only
found in the dictionary of
[ fools ]
♥ 

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&& your hugs are my
                    ♥ 
                    favorite
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35 0 lazebonedandidle lazebonedandidle
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i'm sorry that i'm not

smart 
beautiful
skinny
funny
talented
flirty
pretty
sporty
good

enough for your pathetic standards.

but you know what?
i'm pretty f♦cking amazing

 

12 0 lazebonedandidle lazebonedandidle
inspirational

i've seen you like her
and her
and her
and her
and her
and now you like her

 

can i be added to that list sometime soon?


 

6 0 lazebonedandidle lazebonedandidle
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YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL

SO STOP TELLING YOURSELF OTHERWISE    

 
9 0 lazebonedandidle lazebonedandidle
inspirational

everything has to end sometime.

otherwise nothing would over be started.

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