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I would like Michael Jackson way more if he was the King of
P♥PSICLES.

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on November 06, 2009 17:56:17

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"Psst, Squidward,
I ' m w o r k i n g i n t h e  k i t c h e n ... a t n i g h t !
x   Hey Squidward , guess what?    x
x    I ' m c h o p p i n g l e t t u c e ... a t n i g h t !    x
Look at me, I'm swabbing the bathroom... at night!
:|: O W ! I b u r n e d m y h a n d ! ... a t n i g h t !" :|:
-SpongeBob SquarePants (:

made by lebooof_444
on November 02, 2009 18:41:53

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<div style="text-align: center">"Psst, Squidward, 
I ' m  w o r k i n g  i n  t h e  k i t c h e n ... a t  n i g h t !  
 x   Hey Squidward , guess what?    x 
 x    I ' m  c h o p p i n g  l e t t u c e ... a t  n i g h t !    x 
Look at me, I'm swabbing the bathroom... at night! 
:|: O W !  I  b u r n e d  m y  h a n d ! ... a t  n i g h t !" :|: 
-SpongeBob SquarePants (:</div>

And then it happened;
x She touched me. x For the lips of a strange woman drop as a honeycomb, x and her mouth was x
>>xx s m o o t h e r xx t h a n xx o i l . xx<<
But her inner spirit and words xx were as sharp as a two-edged sword. xx But I loved it, 'cause it's
DANGEROUS
-Dangerous; Michael Jackson

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on October 31, 2009 21:29:57

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<div style="text-align: center">And then it happened; 
x She touched me.   x    For the lips of a strange woman drop as a honeycomb,   x    and her mouth was x 
>>xx          s m o o t h e r      xx      t h a n      xx      o i l .          xx<< 
But her inner spirit and words   xx   were as sharp as a two-edged sword.   xx   But I loved it, 'cause it's  
DANGEROUS 
-Dangerous; Michael Jackson 
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Miley Cyrus:
The latest cardboard cut-out from the disney channel line. Loved by all repressed
eleven-year-olds, even though she sounds like she is singing from a tin can. Also
known as Hannah Montana. Her songs are basically canned bubblegum, but, for
some absurd reason, she is totally popular with the tweens. We are counting the
days until she goes off and ruins herself, just like all disney channel stars do eventually.

Miley Cyrus(to crowd): hey, y'all!
Crowd: we love you, Hannah, just like
we loved Hilary and Lindsay before they
went off and got drug problems!

*IDEA CREDIT TO FLIPTHATEMOHAIR. FROM URBANDICTIONARY.COM

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on October 30, 2009 13:39:15

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<div style="text-align: center; background-color: black"> 
 
Miley Cyrus: 
The latest cardboard cut-out from the disney channel line. Loved by all repressed 
eleven-year-olds, even though she sounds like she is singing from a tin can. Also 
known as Hannah Montana. Her songs are basically canned bubblegum, but, for 
some absurd reason, she is totally popular with the tweens. We are counting the 
days until she goes off and ruins herself, just like all disney channel stars do eventually. 
<div class="example">  
Miley Cyrus(to crowd): hey, y'all! 
Crowd: we love you, Hannah, just like 
we loved Hilary and Lindsay  before they 
went off and got drug problems! 
 
*IDEA CREDIT TO FLIPTHATEMOHAIR. FROM URBANDICTIONARY.COM 
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&+that's why
I ask you those stupid questions in math class;;
j u s t t o h e a r y o u r v o i c e a g a i n.
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made by lebooof_444
on October 28, 2009 21:14:13

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<div style="text-align: center">&+that's why 
I ask you those stupid questions in math class;; 
j u s t t o h e a r y o u r v o i c e a g a i n. 
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I don't get
that if a woman dates a guy 20 years younger than her, people are all like:
"Ooh, you go girl! RAWR."
But when a guy dates a girl 20 years younger than him, people are all like:
"You're a sicko! Go to jail!!"

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on October 25, 2009 14:53:11

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<div style="text-align: center">I don't get 
that if a woman dates a guy 20 years younger than her, people are all like: 
"Ooh, you go girl! RAWR." 
But when a guy dates a girl 20 years younger than him, people are all like: 
"You're a sicko! Go to jail!!" </div>

"You're not a shoplifter,   you're just a fat kid.   Sorry about that
////////// fatty ///////   x |||||| fat |||||| x \\\\\\\ fatty.\\\\\\\\\\
Hey Tom, he's just a fat kid! Aren't you, fatty? You're just a big ol'
:|: f a t k i d. H e r e ' s s o m e  c h o c o l a t e f a t s o." :|:
-*Family Guy^♥

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on October 16, 2009 19:54:51

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<div style="text-align: center">"You're not a shoplifter,    you're just a fat kid.    Sorry about that  
////////// fatty ///////   x  |||||| fat ||||||  x \\\\\\\ fatty.\\\\\\\\\\ 
Hey Tom, he's just a fat kid! Aren't you, fatty? You're just a big ol' 
:|:  f a t  k i d. H e r e ' s  s o m e  c h o c o l a t e  f a t s o." :|: 
-*Family Guy♥</div>

D a r k n e s s f a l l s a c r o s s t h e l a n d
The midnight hour is close at hand
CREATURES x CRAWL x IN x SEARCH x OF x BLOOD
To terrorize y'alls neighborhood.

made by lebooof_444
on October 16, 2009 15:42:33

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<div style="text-align: center">D  a  r  k  n  e  s  s    f  a  l  l  s   a  c  r  o  s  s   t  h  e   l  a  n  d 
The midnight hour is close at hand 
CREATURES  x  CRAWL  x IN  x SEARCH  x OF  x BLOOD 
To  terrorize  y'alls  neighborhood.</div>

So I watched Benjamin Button,
(_.·´¯`·×» and I realized I totally have the same thing except reversed so it's like even crazier.
:|: As x I x get x older, x I'm x wrinklier x and x it's x wierd! :|:
Oh, I just heard a bird.
-MmitchellDaviss<3

made by lebooof_444
on October 06, 2009 20:57:00

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<div style="text-align: center">So I watched Benjamin Button, 
(_.·´¯`·×» and I realized I totally have the same thing except reversed so it's like even crazier. 
:|: As x I x get x older, x I'm x wrinklier x and x it's x wierd! :|: 
Oh, I just heard a bird. 
-MmitchellDaviss<3</div>

I am the damned / I am the dead / I am the agony inside the dying head /
:|: This is injustice / woe unto thee / I pray this punishment would have :|:
xmercyxonxmex
-Who is it;; Michael Jackson

made by lebooof_444
on October 05, 2009 15:08:47

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<div style="text-align: center; background-color: black">I am the damned / I am the dead / I am the agony inside the dying head / 
:|: This is injustice / woe unto thee / I pray this punishment would have :|: 
xmercyxonxmex 
-Who is it;; Michael Jackson</div>

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