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I would like Michael Jackson way more if he was the King of
PPSICLES.
quote number 1173643
filed under funny
  19
"Psst, Squidward,
I ' m  w o r k i n g  i n  t h e  k i t c h e n ... a t  n i g h t ! 
 x   Hey Squidward , guess what?   x
 x    I ' m  c h o p p i n g  l e t t u c e ... a t  n i g h t !    x
Look at me, I'm swabbing the bathroom... at night!
:|: O W !  I  b u r n e d  m y  h a n d ! ... a t  n i g h t !" :|:
-SpongeBob SquarePants (:
quote number 1166686
filed under funny
  9
And then it happened;
x She touched me.   x    For the lips of a strange woman drop as a honeycomb,   x    and her mouth was x
>>xx          s m o o t h e r      xx      t h a n      xx      o i l .          xx<<
But her inner spirit and words   xx   were as sharp as a two-edged sword.   xx   But I loved it, 'cause it's 
DANGEROUS
-Dangerous; Michael Jackson
quote number 1163194
filed under lyrics
  4


M
iley Cyrus:
The latest cardboard cut-out from the disney channel line. Loved by all repressed
eleven-year-olds, even though she sounds like she is singing from a tin can. Also
known as Hannah Montana. Her songs are basically canned bubblegum, but, for
some absurd reason, she is totally popular with the tweens. We are counting the
days until she goes off and ruins herself, just like all
disney channel stars do eventually.

Miley Cyrus(to crowd): hey, y'all!
Crowd: we love you, Hannah, just like
we loved Hilary and Lindsay
before they
went off and got drug problems!

*IDEA CREDIT TO FLIPTHATEMOHAIR. FROM URBANDICTIONARY.COM
quote number 1160718
filed under funny
  5
&+that's why
I ask you those stupid questions in math class;;
j u s t t o h e a r y o u r v o i c e a g a i n.
</3
quote number 1158872
filed under break up
  14
I don't get
that if a woman dates a guy 20 years younger than her, people are all like:
"Ooh, you go girl! RAWR."
But when a guy dates a girl 20 years younger than him, people are all like:
"You're a sicko! Go to jail!!"
 

quote number 1153316
filed under funny
  13
"You're not a shoplifter,    you're just a fat kid.    Sorry about that 
/////////fatty ///////   x  |||||| fat ||||||  \\\\\\\ fatty.\\\\\\\\\\
Hey Tom, he's just a fat kid! Aren't you, fatty? You're just a big ol'
:|:  f a t  k i d. H e r e ' s  s o m e  c h o c o l a t e 
f a t s o." :|:
-*Family Guy
quote number 1138306
filed under funny
  10
D  a  r  k  n  e  s  s    f  a  l  l  s   a  c  r  o  s  s   t  h  e   l  a  n  d
The midnight hour is close at hand
CREATURES  x  CRAW x IN  x SEARCH  x OF  x BLOOD
Tterrorizy'allneighborhood.
quote number 1137747
filed under lyrics
  5
So I watched Benjamin Button,
(_.·´¯`·×» and I realized I totally have the same thing except reversed so it's like even crazier.
:|: As x I x get x older, x I'm x wrinklier x and x it's x wierd! :|:
Oh, I just heard a bird.
-MmitchellDaviss<3
quote number 1121582
filed under funny
  40
I am the damned / I am the dead / I am the agony inside the dying head /
:|: This is injustice / woe unto thee / I pray this punishment would have :|:
xmercyxonxmex
-Who is it;; Michael Jackson
quote number 1118753
filed under lyrics
  14

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