letsdanceinStyles

Status: Jake is cooler than me ok ok bye
Joined: May 29, 2012
Last Seen: 9 years
Birthday: July 30
user id: 303901
Location: YOUR HEART OF COURSE.
Gender: F

 







my name's spelled like Gwen but
pronounced like Bo aha that is life


letsdanceinStyles's Favorite Quotes

I love using big words to sound smart
I mean utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence

Me in math class:
Me: Ughh hate this
Me: I'm hungry
Me: Shutup stupid b//tch
Me: Only got twenty dollas in mah pocketttt
Me: Lol her shirt is uglyyyy
Me: Wtf how did she do that. This stuff makes no sense
Me: I hate you all oh my GOD
Math Teacher: Krista for the 100th time please be quiet!!


 



Day off: Witty
Need to study: Witty
Sh/tty weather: Witty
Wonderful and sunny weather: Witty
Plans with other people: Witty
In class: Witty
Supposed to be sleeping: Witty
On the bus: Witty
The apocalypse: Witty
During my own funeral: Witty
Witty isn't working: Stare at Witty until it does. 





The first five days after the weekend
are always the hardest.

Those people that ruin the joke.
Me: Why did the kid cross the playground? 
Me: To get to the other slide!! Hahaha!
Dad: I don't get it
Me: What..? Well you know how the chicken joke goes, "Why did the chicken cross the road?" and the answer is to get to the other side..? Like side and slide? Get it?
Dad: Oh yeah I get it ~no smile or laugh whatsoever~
Me:
Dad:
Me:
Dad:
Me:
Dad: Okay

 
Me: i like this character
Character: *dies*

 





That annoying moment when

your Capri sun refuses to lose it's virginity





 

Me watching Up at school:
Me: Aww there's that cute little girl that becomes his wife
Me: Aw now she's a teenager
Me: Now they're married, that was fast
Me: Woah now they're really old. They're so cute together though
Me: Aw that was cute how he bought her a plane ticket to Paradise Falls
Me: Omg there's the part where she falls... and dies... at the hospital..
Me: Don't cry don't cry i'm not crying don't cry
Me: I've already seen this movie 1,000 times DON'T CRY NOT HERE
Me: WHY AM I CRYING

 

 





Dear chocolate  commercial
no one eats chocolate in slow motion with thir eyes closed.
Sincerely, normal people.