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"Dude I wasn't that drunk"

"Dude you held my cat in the air and was singing, 'The Circle Of Life"

"Dude I wasn't that drunk"

"Dude you jumped off my roof naked singing, I BELIEVE I CAN FLY" 

"Dude I wasn't that drunk"

"Dude you tried to squeeze down a pipe to follow Mario to his coin stash"


 

"Dude I wasn't that drunk"

"Dude you said Rebecca Black had talent"

"Dude I wasn't that drunk"

"Dude you were yelling at my sponge for the Krabby Patty formula"

"Dude I wasn't that drunk"

"Dude you called your on mom a milf.."


 

"Dude I wasn't that drunk"

"Dude you gave a mushroom to a midget and said 'GROW MARIO GROW! "

"Dude I wasn't that drunk"

"Dude you asked my fish if they found Nemo"
 

"Dude I wasn't that drunk"

"Dude you grabbed my chipmunk and started yelling, "SING ALVIN! SING"

"Dude I wasn't that drunk"

"Dude you tried drowning my goldfish for 2 hours"