lifefulloflaughter

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Joined: February 13, 2012
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smile, happy looks good on you.

this is my second account to post quotes along the same theme.
my original account, full of all random quotes: theoneandonlyyou

follow both, if you wish. (:

#realtalk.

this account is for fun only, so no, i will not follow you on here.
however, if you ask me to follow you on my other account, i'd be more than happy to. (:

if you know me you know that...
i have a legit fear of eyes.
i eat too many sweets.
spelling mistakes & grammar errors irritate me to no extent.
i laugh too much.
i love writing. so much.
music is such a big part of my life.
i love most disney movies.

comment on my profile, let's talk. (:

**my first quotes don't have 'nmq' on them, and i apologize for that. majority of these quotes i found online.


 
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Quotes by lifefulloflaughter





How to Get Kicked Out of Wal-Mart #32:
Bring your dog into Wal-Mart, acting as casual as possible. If someone is brave enough to tell you that dogs aren't allowed in the store, simply reply, "He's going to help me pick out his favorite dog food."


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How to Get Kicked Out of Wal-Mart #31:
If possible, switch the men and women's bathroom signs while no one is looking.


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How to Annoy People #40:
Staple papers in the middle of the page.


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How to Annoy People #39:
Holler random numbers while someone is counting.


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How to Annoy People #38:
Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.


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How to Annoy People #37:
Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.


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How to Annoy People #36:
Finish all of your sentences with "according to the prophecy."


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How to Annoy People #35:
Practice making fax and modem noises.


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How to Annoy People #34:
Stomp on little ketchup packets.


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How to Annoy People #33:
Leave the copy machine settings programmed to reduce 200%, extra dark ink, 17-inch paper, 99 copies.


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