*walking with heavy jar for
me: OMG! this is so heavy!
hot guy: here, want me to carry it
me: 0_0 really?
hot guy: ya
me: are you sure?
hot guy: yep
me: are you kidding or something?
hot guy: nope *takes it away from me*..
ewww it's leaking here take it back!
me: i knew it was to good to be true -_-