lifeisarollercoster

Status: i have a cold :(
Joined: October 18, 2012
Last Seen: 9 years
user id: 335164
Location: canada
Gender: F
Hi my name is amy. I like to sing and i guess


 hang out with friends :) sometimes... i have


a crush on a boy who barley knows mee and


i have a dog that i love ^^ lol


uuuuh love life <3 ;)

Quotes by lifeisarollercoster


Everytime someone see's someone else's baby photos

"awwwww you were so cute!.... what happened?"
*watching looper with my parents, two people start making out*
me:
...
dad: ...
mom: ooh they're getting all kissy face on the bed
me: ...
dad: ...
mom: OMG!! THOSE ARE IKEA SHEETS!
me: what the heck mom? only you -_-
*walking with heavy jar for science*

me:
OMG! this is so heavy!

hot guy: here, want me to carry it

me: 0_0 really?

hot guy: ya

me: are you sure?

hot guy: yep

me: are you kidding or something?

hot guy: nope *takes it away from me*..
...
...
...
ewww it's leaking here take it back!

me: ...

me: i knew it was to good to be true -_-
*random guy comes up to me*
guy:
someone said you sound like an owl
me: what? why?
guy: .....someone said you sound like an owl
me: i do? do i sound like an owl?
guy: ..i donno... *walks away*
me: *turns to friend* do i sounds like an owl? like who would say that? it's doesn't even make sense.. i don't even know that dude
friend: omg you idiot -_-
me: what?
friend: it's a joke it would of worked if you said "who" get it?
me: ....OOOOHH! hahaha that's funny.... OMG I TOTALLY PAWNED HIM THEN! HAHA! IM AWESOME!!
friend: ....*facepalm*
Girl
when your in class and you feel like you've been staring at an onion for 30 minutes..
21 hour ago
· comment · 7 like this
 
Other Girl your teacher looks like an onion? LOL
19 minutes ago · 3 like this

Girl:
LOL! no just so boring my eyes are watering!!
 
 

when you go on a really old website you haven't been on in a while and your just like


"what the hell happened to this?"



 
When you lose internet connection

"OMG! i hate this thing.."
...
...
...
...

"BABY COME BACK!!! YOU CAN BLAME IT ALL ON MEEE!!! I WAS WRONG!! AND I JUST CANT BE WITHOUT YOU!!"
*walks in kitchen*
dad: *bent over trying to get something under the fridge" I ALMOST GOT IT!
me: what are you trying to get?
dad: a stupid ice cube went under the fridge!
me: ... an ice cube?

ice cube..

ice cube..


ice cube

ice cube



*facepalm*
*In class*
Guy:
watch this! *stand to go throw something in the garbage*
Teacher: hey! we do not throw things in the classroom!
Class: ...
Teacher: it's way to embarrassing if you miss.

So true.
DREAM more

COMPLAIN less

LISTEN more

TALK less

LOVE more

ARGUE less

HOPE more

FEAR less

RELAX more

WORRY less

BELIEVE more

DOUBT less

PLAY more

WORK less