lifeiscool

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So basically, if you love Andrew Garfield, Emma Stone, Disney, Survivor, Percy Jackson and/ or movies...we'll get along pretty swimmingly.

Quotes by lifeiscool

I just started my AP Calc class. The first thing we're learning about is limits. It's pretty boring. But then, my teacher said those five simple words...
 
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Today, as I was watching the episode of Spongebob where he and Patrick roam around trying to sell candy bars, I realized Bikini Bottom is full of some pretty strange fish.
And Peter Parker never drank chocolate milk again.

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The cure for AIDs could be written in the terms and conditions...and we'd never know.
~*~

 
 
I'm pretty sure the internet has helped improve grammar more than school.

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 Use the
wrong version of 'your/'re' in English class and you get a point off...use the wrong version on the internet and may God have mercy on your soul.
I'm aware this is from tumblr and I'm sorry....but it's just so funny I had to post it:D

 
But you'll always be my hero. 
 
 
                   even though you've lost your mind.
As I'm going through the quotes, I keep wondering how many of them actually have a format...and how many of them were typed just plain and normal so they're like, already in detox mode...
"Added by someone" shouldn't change back.

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Dear Monday,


I'm sorry, but I just can't do this face to face. Actually, that's part of the problem. I just can't face you anymore. It's not you, it's me. Whenever I'm with you, I'm thinking about Friday. I'm sorry, I can't do this anymore. See you around...maybe.