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TODAY, I LOOKED UP THE DEFINITION

of "Facebook Stalker" on UrbanDictionary. The definition entailed behaviors such as commenting on every status message, looking through other peoples' photo albums, and posting on their wall. I laughed about it, but realized
I DO THAT.

*MLIA

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on July 03, 2009 08:53:20

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Today,
I checked the ingredients of a bottle of water.
It said water.
I was not suprised.

*MLIA(:

made by likexwoahxo
on July 03, 2009 08:46:00

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Yeah, im the girl with her middle finger in the air.
because when i see you talking about me.
i really dont care.

made by likexwoahxo
on July 02, 2009 20:24:48

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what's your point?
yep, im the girl who has just about three friends. but i'd rather have three true ones, then a million who talk about me behind my back. sure, i dont get
invited to birthday parties. but i dont need to spend my money on gifts. and people who dont even know me talk about me behind my back. but they dont know a thing about me. sure i have the worst rep. but at least im trying to turn it around. and sure, you can try to fight me. but girl, its not worth stooping to your level. sure, im not like you. i wear what i want, not what everyone else wants.
but at least my IQ isnt smaller then my skirt.

made by likexwoahxo
on July 02, 2009 20:23:02

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what's your point? 
yep, im the girl who has just about three friends. but i'd rather have three true ones, then a million who talk about me behind my back. sure, i dont get 
invited to birthday parties. but i dont need to spend my money on gifts. and people who dont  even know me talk about me behind my back. but they dont know a thing about me. sure i have the worst rep. but at least im trying to turn it around. and sure, you can try to fight me. but girl, its not worth stooping to your level. sure, im not like you. i wear what i want, not what everyone else wants. 
but at least my IQ isnt smaller then my skirt.

&& isnt it funny
how a heart
is two tear drops
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made by likexwoahxo
on July 02, 2009 18:58:24

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MY FRIENDS ARE LIKE
chocolates
some are dark
some are white
and xx some xx have xx nuts

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on July 02, 2009 18:43:04

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<div style="text-align: center">MY FRIENDS ARE LIKE 
chocolates 
some are dark 
some are white 
and   xx   some   xx   have   xx  nuts 
</div>

well what if the fat kid

doesnt xx like xx cake?

made by likexwoahxo
on July 02, 2009 18:02:52

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im [multi-talented]
i can
talktoyou
&
pissyouoff
[atthesametime]

**iconatoorr :D

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on July 02, 2009 17:58:50

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<div style="text-align: center">im [multi-talented] 
i can 
talktoyou 
& 
pissyouoff 
[atthesametime] 
 
</div>
<div style="text-align: left">**iconatoorr :D 
 </div>

When written in Chinese,
the word "crisis" is composed of two
characters. One represents danger
and the other represents opportunity.

made by likexwoahxo
on May 25, 2009 08:59:13

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Love is everything

it's cracked up to be. That's why people
are so cynical about it. It really is worth
fighting for, being brave for, risking
everything for. And the trouble is, if you
don't risk everything, you risk even more.

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