lillybeth7
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Joined: September 26, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
Birthday: February 7
user id: 332214
Location: pennsylvania
Gender: F
Joined: September 26, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
Birthday: February 7
user id: 332214
Location: pennsylvania
Gender: F
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im Elizabeth
im 18
i like photography
im a volunteer firefighter
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im 18
i like photography
im a volunteer firefighter
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imagine an entire room and it's all bed.
no floor, just bed.
you roll too far to one side?
don't worry, bed's still there.
all is bed.
Friend: Next time a blocked number calls you,
answer like this--"Jim's wh.ore house. You got the
dough, we got the hoe."
Me: No. How about, "Nashville sp.erm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. How may I help you?"
Friend: No, you should say--"Henderson's Morgue, you stab em, we slab em. This is Eight Ball speaking."
Me: I think I should say, "Texas creatorium. You kill 'em, we grill 'em. How can I direct your call?"
Me: No. How about, "Nashville sp.erm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. How may I help you?"
Friend: No, you should say--"Henderson's Morgue, you stab em, we slab em. This is Eight Ball speaking."
Me: I think I should say, "Texas creatorium. You kill 'em, we grill 'em. How can I direct your call?"
Shít happens.
Just flush the toilet and move
on.
I get the
feeling we should stop making pitch jokes.
Google Search I'm
Feeling Lucky
Did you mean:
Sometimes I get the feeling I
should do crystal méth but then I think, mmmm, better
not.
If a tomato is a fruit,
is ketchup a smoothie?
Can you imagine if Witty just decided to shut down and you see
all these
confused teenagers coming out of their house and squinting at the sun?
confused teenagers coming out of their house and squinting at the sun?