Joined: September 26, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
Birthday: February 7
user id: 332214
Location: pennsylvania
Gender: F
im Elizabeth
im 18
 i like photography
     im a volunteer firefighter

lillybeth7's Favorite Quotes

Two blondes were driving to Disneyland...
the sign said: Disneyland Left. So they started crying & headed home.


imagine an entire room and it's all bed.
no floor, just bed.
you roll too far to one side?
don't worry, bed's still there.
all is bed.
Friend: Next time a blocked number calls you, answer like this--"Jim's wh.ore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe."
Me: No. How about, "Nashville sp.erm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. How may I help you?"
Friend: No, you should say--"Henderson's Morgue, you stab em, we slab em. This is Eight Ball speaking."
Me: I think I should say, "Texas creatorium. You kill 'em, we grill 'em. How can I direct your call?"
Spongebob: With imagination I can be anything I want! Like a pirate!
Patrick: A starfish!
Squidward: Patrick, you’re already a starfish.
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BravoSierra's format

                                              Just flush the toilet and move on.

         I get the feeling we should stop making pitch jokes.

Google Search I'm Feeling Lucky

                Did you mean: Sometimes I get the feeling I should do crystal méth but then I think, mmmm, better not.

If you're having a bad day

just remember that yesterday i went up to the board in math class and wrote that 15+2=15.2

BravoSierra's format

                                          is ketchup a smoothie?


Can you imagine if Witty just decided to shut down and you see all these
confused teenagers coming out of their house and squinting at the sun?