lipglosspartygirl

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I'm not saying this to impress you, but i swim without floaties (:

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Just cuz you're older
than me,
doesn't mean I have
to respect you
///////////////// I don't care who you are,
you hafto EARN my respect. \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\



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Dear Santa,
Unless you have DNA evidence… it never happened. 







 
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Dear Santa.
I can explain.
You see, it went like this.
I…um.
Basically one day I…um.
…so coal this year? 

 
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The more I find out about boys…
The more I like my dog.
 

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 (:
Girl: Wanna hear a joke?
Boy: Sure…
Girl: PUSSSY!
Boy: I don’t get it…
Girl: You never will.
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 Boyfriend Guide…

 
If she walks away from you…mad (Follow her) If she pushes you, or hits you (Grab her and don’t let go) If she says she hates you (Say you love her) If she doesn’t text you first (Text her)
Girlfriend Guide…
If he wants a guys night out (Don’t complain) If he doesn’t text back (Don’t jump to conclusions) If he doesn’t say anything (Don’t assume he doesn’t care)
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 He knows when you are sleeping
He knows when you’re awake.
He knows if you’ve been bad or good…
Sounds like Santa’s got a Facebook.
 

 
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