lisalacrosse97

& my next story is.... BEAUTIFUL DISASTER!
Changing him & beautiful disaster had the same amount of votes, actually & I asked my friends (aplylove & soccerfreak99) what they thought & they both said beautiful disaster.
I'm sorry for those of you who wanted any of the other stories but I'll probably write them after BD (: I have also decided Zach & Logan are going to be in the story some how. Idk how yet but they'll be in there!
Tomorrow is Monday... bleh >.< I have PE & oh my gosh who hates PE. Last week, my teacher got four captains to pick their teams & I felt heaps awkward waiting for somebody to pick me.
THEY DID, THOUGH! & I can proudly say I wasn't left till last c;
New chapters up :D

Hello lovely c:
So, I have this dream catcher on the wall behind my bed & it has feathers hanging from it. Since I'm sitting in my bed, everytime I reach behind and feel the feathers I think it's a spider.
I myself, every time, like COME ON!
It's nearly Christmass, yahhh!
How are you all spending Christmas?
A new chapters up, I've been busy all day and it's really late now but I decided to upload anyway- and a bug just went on my laptop screen.
EWWW!
Expect a couple of chapters tomorrow (:

2/22/22 isnt reptetitive. 22/22/22 would be repetitive but there isnt 22 months.

It's Raining Men! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Men! Amen!
I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get
Absolutely soaking wet!
That'd be a nice day... next time it starts raining I'm just going to go outside and find guys falling from the sky. Woo Hoo! Who else is with me?
Oh... I'm alone?
Damn.
OH WELL MORE GUYS FOR ME! That'd probably flee from me anyways... and then I'd go feed my 69 cats.
{{shoutout to my AMAZING CATS}}
I uploaded the prologue of my new story, Using Mr Parker. Yes, it is a student/teacher romance. I hope you all like it! (:
Xx Maria <3

guesswhat.
youre super pretty too.
im jealous.
and thankyouu. ;*

Hey lovely! HAPPY FIRST DAY OF DECEMBER!
For the last time, a new chapter of I Met Him on Omegle is up... Of course there is the epilogue and I'll save the speech for then ;)
I'm so friggin HOT! It's 35 degrees celsius. I think thats like 95 degrees in fahrenheit... I'm tempted to strip and just sit the freezer.
Yeahh... that'd be the b o m b.
Ooo! I put my christmas tree up today as per tradition... it feels weird. This year has gone so quick! :o

I want you to rock me, rock me, rock me yeah, I want you to hit the pedal, heavy medal show me you care!!
Or... I want you to f/ck me, f/ck me, f/ck me yeah.
I feel like the song describes the way I feel to most sexy guys... and this dude: http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdqispf23U1rexem6o1_500.gif
I'm not a One Direction fan... at all but I think the album is pretty good & I really like Rock Me.
I kinda realised, I am a really dirty person! Like I can make something sexual about everything and anything! WOOHOO future career as a.... uh.... ED TEACHER!
I could just do it mean girls style... Don't have because you'll get pregnant and DIE
A new chapters up! <3

hey my name is Kaitlynn. Im writing a story called "Torn In Between" and I have so many people addicted to reading it. I was wondering if you'd like to read what chapters I have up and tell me what you think?

Soo, I found something out the other day...
Zoophilia is when you're sexually attracted to animals & Necrophilia is when you're sexually attracted to corpses.
Ew much?
Anyways, new chapter's up! (:

MY NAMES MARIA AND I'M AN ALCOHOLIC.
Nahh, jokes, I just really really really wanna go to alcoholic anonymous and see if it's like how they make it in the movies.
They should make one for people addicted to Witty, I wouldn't go cause even though I'm addicted, I like being addicted... so... yah.
New chapters up, fellow alcoholic!

Sure :) hahaha

Haha, thank you very much! :)

Heyheyhey! c:
Chapter 19 is up, go check it out and tell me what you think. Hopefully you all like it and how the chapter ended. *hint-hint*
Soooo, I was in the car with my granddad and he was listening to Greek rap. I was like WOOOHHOOOOO GO GRANDDAD!
Yeeep, shoutout to all the granddads out there! [:
& I made cupcakes... let's just say I can't be a chef... ever.

I'M BBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK
Awkward moment when you didn't even know I was gone o.O
I missed you all so much! It was horrible without you! & today, when I got home, I was like YOU AND ME WITTY, TILL DEATH DO US PART.
Well, obviously, I'm here on your gracious profile to tell you that I have uploaded (:
I also made a song up, ready... It's 5 o'clock in the morning, *enter guys name* got h0rney. *enter girls name* said she was going to bed soon, so *enter guys name* snuck into her bedroom and they had all night until they heard their mamas come upstairs!
Hehehhheee, my fail of making up a song-thingy (:
But doesn't matter cause I have Witty!
Bye lovely! <3

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MR SMITHERS!!
I will never forget that one sentence up there, like every time someone sings the birthday song thingy, I think of that. Does any one else do that? :o
I had my pink mufti-day for breast cancer today, I honestly don't know how all you Americans (and anybody else who gets to wear whatever the f/ck that'd like to school) do it. I was struggling to find an outfit to wear just for one day!
Arghh!
A new chapter is up, I have exams in three weeks... EW! So, I don't know if the next chapter is going to be the last chapter for three weeks or if I'm going to continue. I'm yet to decide, because I really should be studding :/
Anyways, I love you && have a great night/day!
Xx Mariiaa

Hello lovely! <3
Guess what?!
*nobody answers and everybody looks around awkwardly*
No?
Ok. :c
I was going to tell you I put a new chapter up but you probably already realised that when you like, saw my username.
Things aren't awkward unless you make them [[I worked out]] and I make everything awkward. Even if its not awkward, I'll be like 'Awkward' and then it'll turn awkward.
I won't be uploading until Thursday, I wrote it in the authors note at the bottom of chapter but most of you probably don't even read that, or this. Imagine if I was just typing to myself & like nobody read it...
...Awkward...
I pretended to be one of my friends today, does any one else do that? We had a substitute for Maths though I think she already knew who we were ^.^ But for Science, even though the teacher was our normal teacher she played along with it.
...I want a BOYFRIEND.
IF I WAS YOUR BOYFRIEND I'D NEVER LET YOU GO!
I feel like I'm forever alone... what if all of Witty gets boyfriends/girlfriends and I'm the only single one with my 69 cats?!
I'm going to name my cats now, Mallory, Jade, Flower, Gromitt, White, Gray, Black, Blue, Pink, Purple, Lilac, Brown. 12 DOWN, 50 SOMETHING LEFT!

Hello you sexy beast,
today is a VERY special day, well to me at least. Today is this accounts first birthday... my baby is growing up :'o
I've been writing stories on this account for a whole year and I just want to say thank you, to all of you. Even if you've just started reading my stories. It means so much to me, you guys don't understand! I love you all <3
So, today, I guess I had a good day, better then yesterday. I had really bad day yesterday... :( && so I didn't upload. Bad excuse, I know.
New chapters up, if you haven't picked that up :D
My back like really hurts... I think it's because of the wild I had last night with Carlos Pena jr. {{Google him if you don't know him}}
BOMB, BOMB, YOU'RE A BOMB AND YOU CAN GIVE IT TO ME WHEN I NEED TO COME ALONG. BOMB, BOMB, YOU'RE A BOMB AND BABY YOU CAN TURN ME ON.
Yeepp.. excuse me... I get a bit excited... *.*

Dear diary,
today was such a hard day... I just don't know what to do anymore, every time I try to be happier they shoot me down.
Actually, I had a good day for the reason I got like no homework && I got two tests back and I went really good.
I just wanna say, hi grandma if you ever read this... Like, you're awesome! && whoever else is reading this, your grandma is awesome! ;)
I was on witty && I like, uploaded so I hope who ever is reading this enjoys it...
I was listening to The Motto, randomly so...
YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE
That's the motto YOLO.
Until next time, Maria <3

no problem (:

9 (: