Mel123*

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Joined: October 27, 2011
Last Seen: 6 years
user id: 231720
Gender: F

 

Quotes by Mel123*

I was at the mall
trying to find my boyfriend..
I found Waldo instead.. 
Now that's saying something..


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My Boyfriend told me this:

Him: What's the # for 911?
His Friend: 911
Him: Yeah, 911.
His Friend: 9-1-1
Him: Yeah.. 9-1-1
His Friend: *walks away*

Ladies and Gentleman.. My Boyfiend.. 
 

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I want to hug you..
Not one of those 3 second hugs.  
But the kind of hug that could last forver. Just standing there, hugging, not saying a word, and not having a time limit.
Is that too much to ask?

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love

We both 
Admitted that we like each other many times.. Everyone thinks we're dating..
Am I missing anything?

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love

 

               My sister: Melissa.. why do you wear make up everyday?

               Me: Cause I feel pretty whenever I wear make up.. 

               My sister: I think you look much more prettier when you don't wear make up. 
               

This is the first time she ever* gave me a positive compliment..

nmf


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inspirational


 

Sometimes I wish
That I was a turtle. Like if an EXTREMELY awkward moment occurs. I can just crawl back into my shell ,and hide from it.

I'm not the only one who thinks this right?

 

 

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Thoughts during periods:

Me: Why can't I be a guy.
Me: Why?!
Me: Why was I born a girl. Why.
Me: WHAT DID I EVER DO TO MOTHER NATURE TO DESERVE THIS.
Me: Why can't they last for an hour. I mean really. A week?!
Me: I know I'm not pregnant.. No need for a whole week of torture.
Me: lol. What guy will ever go near me.
Me: I'll end up being a nun.
Me: Yup. I'll be a nun. My parents will be so proud.
 

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How normal girls talk to guys: Heyy ;)
How I talk to guys: Have you ever seen a pirate unicorn? cause i have.

( I have a picture of a pirate unicorn on my phone. )
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*During Spanish Learning About Cultural Dances*

Teacher: * shows us people dancing  the Mambo*
My friend:  HOMECOMING 2012!
Me: omg. xD
My friend: Actually that's yours and (guy that likes me ) dance for Homecoming ;D
Me:
My friend:
Me:
My friend:
My Teacher:  Is everything okay Melissa?.. O_O

 

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Well.. 
He's not mine anymore.
So why  should I even care.. 

 

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break up