littleleftofthemiddle

Status: I'm back for now I guess~
Joined: November 25, 2011
Last Seen: 1 decade
Birthday: August 30
user id: 243027
Location: Michigan
Gender: F
The greatest pleasure in life is doing

what people say you cannot do.

Hai. I’m Megan.

Hogwarts/District12/Forks, WA
Tennis.
Reading.OneDirection.Food.and uhh, you. *WINKY FACE*


If my opinion bothers you, feel free to block me.
*insert thumbs up here*

Taylor Swift.Ed Sheeran.The Beatles.

&more

go hit up samsung, maaddiissoonn, laaurenn, and sydney_star. k? k.

He will fill your mouth with laughter
and your lips with shouts of joy

-Job 8:21
 
Steve followed 8/18/12

Quotes by littleleftofthemiddle

We live in the jar


and think the lid's the sky

Mom: do you have a boyfriend?
Me: yes.
Mom: oh my goodness i want to meet him!
Me: buy me backstage passes to his concert and we both will.
The ridiculous thing is

that i'm pretty smart, but at the same time i manage

to be the dumbest person alive.

What's that thing called when

your crush likes you back?


oh yeah,

imagination.

Chemistry is more like cheMYSTERY because
i have no idea whats going on


Calculus is more like calKILLus because a piece of my
sanity dies every class


Biology is more like BYEology because im out

Physics is more like phySICKS because im getting real sick of this s/it

 

Asking your murderer

to clear your internet history for you

 

My homework strategy is called

'leaving it till 2am and then crying'

 

Hotmail only got named

hotmail after i made an

account
 

;)

Police Officier: Miss Lohan you're over the legal drinking limit
Lindsay Lohan: THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXSIST.
My parents often warned me

that people on the internet could be lying about who

they really are. But i've found out that the internet is the

only place where most are
truely themselves and in

realtiy they
lie about who they are when offline.

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