littlemonsterxo

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story of my life:
I dont know what to wear because I look ugly in everything.




Did You Know:
May 32 is National Cros Appreciation Day 


 






There was a man named Don Ritchie who passed away yesterday at the age of 85.  He lived in a city near a beautiful cliff.  It's a place people go to when they want to commit suicide.  Everytime he saw someone get too close to the edge, he rushed over to stop them.  It is estimated that he saved over 500 lives.  This man is a real hero.  
Don Ritchie, you GMH<3

 

 
If I have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks me for 1, how many chocolate cakes do I have left?
That's right, 10.

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Today during Global, we were writing about the Nile River.  Instead of Nile, I wrote Niall.   
Directioner Problems

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Today I wrote Payne istead of pain in English.  
Directioner Problems

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Mom:  I want you to clean your room!
Me: WELL I WANT TO MEET ONE DIRECTION BUT WE DON'T ALWAYS GET WHAT WE WANT, DO WE? NO!



One Direction Things: 

      
"Louis has smelly feet."
"Harry likes to wear thongs."
"Liam has a male crush on Taylor Lautner."
"Zayn is a mommys boy."
-Niall Horan

 

   *During Lunch*
guy friend: 
I dont understand why you like One Direction, they're all gay. 
me: I know, and they're perfect.
guy friend: you're a directioner why did you just agree with me?
me: BECAUSE LARRY STYLINSON IS GOING TO BE THE COUPLE OF THE YEAR AND NIAM OH GOD NIAM I CAN'T, I CAN'T BREATH.
guy friend: I'm taking you to the nurse...