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me: why is this book over
me: why couldn't it be longer
me: what am i supposed to read now
*glances at pile of unread books*
me: don't look at me like that.

You: Hi

Stranger: hi

You: name?

Stranger: chun wu at your service

You: alexander goldberg

Stranger: sup?

You: u know i never forgave u koreans for attacking pearl harbor

Stranger: uhh.i'm chinese

You: chinese,japanese,korean...what's the difference

Stranger: u serious?

You: yeah

Stranger: .....

my music taste goes from
ghetto black girl to depressing white girl.



 

it’s funny because disney channel thinks i need the lyrics on the screen to sing along to high school musical

i feel like i've done enough good stuff that
i now deserve to be stuck in an elevator with a cute boy.



 

i could never cheat in a relationship.
that would require TWO guys finding me attractive. i can barley find one.



 

It's official,
I have plans for Valentines day.



Dentist appointment: 4:00 PM




 

Honesty is like an icicle;
if once it melts that is the end of it.