live_breath_swim8

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It's hard to swin
in a world so shallow �
Shaylyn, Ally, Courtney, Jiwoo, Hannah, Tegan, Renee, Avery
love you guys(:

Natalie. 14. Michigan (:

Proud Directioner, Fosterer, and Beatlemaniac 
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live_breath_swim8's Favorite Quotes





9 year olds nowadays have iphones, ipads, macbook pros,
facebooks. When  was 9 all you had to do to be cool
was smoke crystal meth and bring alcohol to the parties


 
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The first thing Snape asks Harry is "Potter! What would I get if I added powdered root of asphodel to an infusion of wormwood?"
According to Victorian Flower Language, asphodel is a type of lily meaning 'My regrets follow you to the grave," and wormwood means 'absence' and also typically symbolized bitter sorrow. If you combined that, it meant, "I bitterly regret Lily's death."
58 2 sayheyilyx sayheyilyx
inspirational
 
 
 
Plot Twist: Mitt Romney wins the election


Plot Twist: Mitt Romney takes control of America


Plot Twist: Mitt Romney changes his name to Coriolanus Snow


Plot Twist: Mitt Romney legalizes a fight to the death on tv

 

Plot Twist: Obama disguises himself as a white girl and adopts the alias Katniss Everdeen


*tumblr*

 
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It's not a party until
someone cries about a boy not liking them
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I'm going to start
 

letting my boobs hang out, wear clothes that are too small, cheat and wear too much makeup. I should have a boyfriend within the week.
 
 

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I think kids are much more fun 
THAN GROWN UPS, IT'S LIKE HAVING
a tiny drunk bestfriend.
 - DANIEL RADCLIFFE.
392 1 izzy_xo izzy_xo
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I havn't had my first kiss
I havn't had a boyfriend, and I'm still a virgin.

i     f   e   e  l       l   i   k    e       a      u   n   i  c   o   r    n      <3
 
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things i hate:
• slow internet
• when the internet is slow
• when you're on the internet and it moves slowly
• that thing that the internet does when it moves slowly
• something that moves slowly called the internet
 
439 3 unlov3d unlov3d
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Because

  I'm not the type of girl guys fall for


700 9 lolmybffjill lolmybffjill
love
Interviewer: Have any of you ever kissed a fan?
Niall and Louis: I haven't.
Zayn: A gentleman never tells.
Liam: I haven't, no.
Harry: ...I think I have but I can't remember...
Louis: WHAT A GENTLEMAN!
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celeb