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Dear Adele, It sounds like your love life is worse than mine... Sincerely, Taylor Swift

We all wait for someone to save us, but what we really need to realize is that the only person we can really count on is ourselves.

The awkward moment when you think a customer is a salesperson... :p

An EX is called an EX because that's an EXample of an EXtreme waste of time

First base: Being in the same room... Second base: Breathing the same air... Third base: Eye contact...

The only obstacle keeping me from following my dreams is the alarm clock...

Dear people who think gays are ruining the concept of traditional marriage, I have two words for you. Sincerely, Kim Kardashian.

Dear 3 impossibilities of the world, cant count your hair, cant wash your eyes with soap and cant stick out your tongue and breath out of your mouth. Sincerely, put your tongue back in...you look like a dog... :D

Loving someone who doesnt love you is like waiting for a train at the airport.......

Dear Icebergs, Heard about global warming...what can i say...karma is a beyotch. Yours sincerely, Titanic ;)