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World's Longest Limo
100 feet or 30 meter
It has 26 tires, a heated Jacuzzi, sun deck, swimming pool, a few beds and a helipad!
4th of the series.
worlds longest limo.
100 feet or 30 meter
It has 26 tires, a heated Jacuzzi, sun deck, swimming pool, a few beds and a helipad!
4th of the series.
worlds longest limo.
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heyyyy, *hey baby*
{ewww, ahh}
≈I wanna knowww≈
if you'll be my girl
da nananananana
{ewww, ahh}
≈I wanna knowww≈
if you'll be my girl
da nananananana
World's Longest Hot Dog
Measured 600 meters
has been manufactured by Shizuoka Meat Producers of Shizuoka, Japan.
3rd of the series.
Worlds Longest Hot Dog.
Measured 600 meters
has been manufactured by Shizuoka Meat Producers of Shizuoka, Japan.
3rd of the series.
Worlds Longest Hot Dog.
World's Longest Kiss
31 hours, 18 minutes, and 33 seconds.
Andrea Sarti und Anna Chen (Italy) 2004
2nd of the series.
World's longest kiss.
31 hours, 18 minutes, and 33 seconds.
Andrea Sarti und Anna Chen (Italy) 2004
2nd of the series.
World's longest kiss.
World's Longest Word
PNEUMONOULTRAMICROSCOPICSILICOVOLCANOCONIOSIS.
a lung disease caused by breathing in particles of siliceous volcanic dust.
PNEUMONOULTRAMICROSCOPICSILICOVOLCANOCONIOSIS.
a lung disease caused by breathing in particles of siliceous volcanic dust.
Series. World's Longest.
#1 of the series.
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Shoot for the moon because if you miss you'll hit the . . .
Stars
ZZZZZZZZZZZ
Shoot for the moon because if you miss you'll hit the . . .
Stars
ZZZZZZZZZZZ
Never would have made it very far because you know you got the keys to my heart...
One your like a dream come true
Two just wanna be with you
Three now it's plain to see that your the only one for me and
Four repeat steps one through three
Five make you fall in love with me
If ever I believe my work is done then I'll start back at one.
One your like a dream come true
Two just wanna be with you
Three now it's plain to see that your the only one for me and
Four repeat steps one through three
Five make you fall in love with me
If ever I believe my work is done then I'll start back at one.
Daddy, It hurts!
OMG....Read this....It is so sad...I cryed...
This is A TRUE STORY AND IF YOU DON'T PASS THIS ON YOU DON'T HAVE A SOUL!!!
My name is Chris, I am three, My eyes are swollen..I cannot see.
I must be stupid, I must be bad, What else could have made, My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better, I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy, Would still want to hug me.
I can't do a wrong, I can't speak at all, Or else I'm locked up, All day long.
When I'm awake, I'm all alone, The house is dark, My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come home, I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll just get, One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car, My daddy is back, From Charlie's bar I hear him curse, My name is called, I press myself, Against the wall.
I try to hide, From his evil eyes, I'm so afraid now, I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping, Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault, He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me, And yells at me more, I finally get free, And run to the door.
He's already locked it, And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me, Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor, With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues, With more bad words spoken.
'I'm sorry!', I scream, But it's now much to late, His face has been twisted, Into a unimaginable shape.
The hurt and the pain, Again and again, O please God, have mercy! O please let it end!
And he finally stops, And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless, Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Chris, I am three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me.
And you can help, Sickens me to the soul, If you read this, and don't pass it on.
I pray for your forgiveness, You would have to be, One heartless person, Not to be affected, By this Poem.
And because you ARE affected, Do something about it! So all I ask you to do, IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE!
Post this as 'Daddy ... it hurts' If you do not send this to everyone you know Then you obviously don't care about child abuse.
At first I thought this was just a chain letter and I wasn't going to send it either, but now I realize that this is an important situation. At least 5 children each day from around the world die from child abuse!!!!
OMG....Read this....It is so sad...I cryed...
This is A TRUE STORY AND IF YOU DON'T PASS THIS ON YOU DON'T HAVE A SOUL!!!
My name is Chris, I am three, My eyes are swollen..I cannot see.
I must be stupid, I must be bad, What else could have made, My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better, I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy, Would still want to hug me.
I can't do a wrong, I can't speak at all, Or else I'm locked up, All day long.
When I'm awake, I'm all alone, The house is dark, My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come home, I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll just get, One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car, My daddy is back, From Charlie's bar I hear him curse, My name is called, I press myself, Against the wall.
I try to hide, From his evil eyes, I'm so afraid now, I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping, Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault, He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me, And yells at me more, I finally get free, And run to the door.
He's already locked it, And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me, Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor, With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues, With more bad words spoken.
'I'm sorry!', I scream, But it's now much to late, His face has been twisted, Into a unimaginable shape.
The hurt and the pain, Again and again, O please God, have mercy! O please let it end!
And he finally stops, And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless, Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Chris, I am three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me.
And you can help, Sickens me to the soul, If you read this, and don't pass it on.
I pray for your forgiveness, You would have to be, One heartless person, Not to be affected, By this Poem.
And because you ARE affected, Do something about it! So all I ask you to do, IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE!
Post this as 'Daddy ... it hurts' If you do not send this to everyone you know Then you obviously don't care about child abuse.
At first I thought this was just a chain letter and I wasn't going to send it either, but now I realize that this is an important situation. At least 5 children each day from around the world die from child abuse!!!!
I thought you were different,
but your just likehim.
but your just like
we re going off the ra ils on a ...
CRAZY TRAIN
CRAZY TRAIN
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