So
today in Social Studies we learned about a
guy whose name was Rasputin. Apparently, people eventually got annoyed
at him and tried to murder him. So
they poisoned his food, yet he somehow ate all of it
and survived. So then they shot him in the
heart with a shotgun, and he still lived. But while running away
from his shooters, he fell in a lake and drowned.
FAIL.
I don't want a
guy
Who is my love at first
sight
Who sits through romance movies with me
> Who lies and
tells me I'm beautiful even when I'm
not
Who ♥ kisses ♥ me ♥ in ♥ the rain
Who just tells me
he loves me
I
want a guy
Who is my best friend first ///
who watches romances with me and
laughs with me at the stupidity of the
characters.
Who
will be able to truthfully call me beautiful, and if I'm not
looking perfect can tell me and will love me anyway.
Who splashes with me in the puddles and kisses
me when the time is right for
us.
Who tells me he loves me
and means it.
i
don't ♥ want ♥ a
perfect ♥ fairytale ♥
I want true love.
♥
format credit to
_IfYouOnlyKnew_
(:
Witty is a lot like fairy godparents from the show Fairly
Oddparents.
When we're young and our
lives suck, it's here for us. It's our friend. It
teaches us about life, and about people. And it grants
our wishes for compassion, understanding, and place to
vent. But eventually, when we get older, we grow out of
it. We don't need Witty anymore. And it leaves. But
that's okay, because life is better and we're old
enough to go on without it. There's only one
difference.
Even when it's gone,
I'll never forget
Witty.
♥
not my
format.