livelaughwrite

Status: maroon 5>>>>life
Joined: September 4, 2011
Last Seen: 1 decade
Birthday: April 21
user id: 215595
Location: USA
Gender: F
if you go to my school i probably hate you
Elib22 favorited your quote. - 11:55 pm February 12, 2013
ThatsSoMee favorited your quote- 4:09 pm January 23, 2013


Quotes by livelaughwrite

Sixth graders then: Playing outside, not caring about relationships, still having their innocence, owning dolls, age-appropriate clothing.
Sixth graders now: Short skirts and tight shirts, making out with every guy that breathes, getting pregnant, caking their faces in makeup, spending their time on their iPhone 5's.
Wtf happened?
Popular Kid: You're stupid.
Me: That's no way to speak to your future boss!
Popular Kid: Wha-
Me: Nope. You're fired.
so this popular girl I know was crying at lunch, so I decided to ask her why. 

Me: Why are you crying?
Her: *sobbing like crazy* My boyfriend didn't text me back yesterday!
Me:
Her: Do you think he hates me?
Me: 
Me:
Me: Yes.

she's an inspiration to all. Sometimes I wonder how she lives on.
shout out to the perfume bottle that almost killed me xoxo
"honesty hour" and "comment for a name that sounds good with yours" aren't quotes.
they're annoying, and they're not witty, cute, or funny.
so stop posting them.
*and i know this also isn't witty, cute, or funny. i'm just making a point. 
Be who you are and say what you mean because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
—Dr. Suess





Don’t argue with idiots because they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience. Greg King 
girl: *meaningful quote worth reading* 2 faves
boy: chicken salad 2653267367 faves


that awkward moment in class when your friend grabs your arm and invites you to come mermaid dancing so you dramatically drop to the ground and scream "i don't wanna come mermaid dancing!" and everyone looks at you as if you have four heads.
oh wait.
that's just me.
thinking of a quote you think is hilarious until you verbalize it and realize it was a lot funnier in your head
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