livelaughwrite

Status: maroon 5>>>>life
Joined: September 4, 2011
Last Seen: 1 decade
Birthday: April 21
user id: 215595
Location: USA
Gender: F
if you go to my school i probably hate you
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Boy are like slinkies, usless, but fun to push down stairs.
i hate when couples say “we’re pregnant” because there is a very slim chance that they are both pregnant
Teacher: Where is the place you go to get away from all the drama in your life?
Popular girl: My boyfriends arms.
Teacher: Awww
Class: Awww
World: Awww
Me: My fridge.
Teacher:
Class:
World:
Popular girl:
Me: Awwww.

 


*gets period*
 
*starts singing*
 
If I were a boy...


Remember the 1770's?

"Give me liberty or give me death!"
Only true 1770's kids will get this, lol
Fave is you miss the 18th century



 




did you know that the macarena is about
a girl cheating on her boyfriend with two of his friends and then asking a bunch of other guys to come sleep with her?



 
Mom: Do you want to invite some of your old friends over?
Me: lol no.
Mom: But why? They're all so sweet!
Me: They've changed... Let's just leave it at that.

 

If you ever feel bad about yourself..
just remember Ryan Seacreat tried to high five a blind guy.




being a canadian sounds confusing.
because you sound like an america, write like a brit and throw in just enough french words to freak everyone out.