liveloveflirt96

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heyyyy my names sarah.... i luvv wittyprofiles so plz make comments and rate my quotes high!! also if u have any suggestions for quotes i could make tell me in the comments section. xox luv yas!
ps- my "single and sexii" quote was made up by peacelovesoccer- my like bff...  i am sry if she is mad at me for making it.

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There was once a nun who needed a ride home from the church one day. She called a cab and it soon came. She got in the cab and the driver wouldn't stop staring at her. She said, "Excuse me sir...is there a problem??" And he replied, "No...uh..well.....its kind of embarassing..." And the nun said, "Im a nun... I have probably heard much worse." So the guy said, "Well... I have always had this fantasy of kissing a nun." And she said, "Well ok.... but you have to be catholic and you have to be single." The guy told her that he was. So they stopped the car and the nun climbed into the front seat and gave the driver a long sweet kiss. The driver then began to cry. The nun asked, "What's wrong? Am I a bad kisser or something?" And the driver said, "I have sinned! I am Jewish and married. Oh, dear lord...im sorry." And the nun said, "Its okay. My name is Jimmy and I'm going to a Halloween party."

haha...rate high if you get it :)
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  Labor Pain
A married couple went to he hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother’s labor pain to the father.

 He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favour of it. The doctor set the pain transfer dial to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch.

The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband’s blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since it was obviously helping out his wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.

The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic.

But when they got home, the mailman was lying dead on their porch.

:) rate high if you get it, if not, look at the words in blue bold....
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Have you ever .....?!?

1 )  pulled a door that said push
       and waited there, pulling and pulling 
until your mom comes up and says
"honey its a push door." !

2) walked into a glass door
cus that dang windex works so freakin well!?

3) laughed in dead silence
just because it was funny ?

4) choked on air?
        or
5) fell  up stairs


umm im kinda CLUMSY but u gotta love it!!!!
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